#mysterious package

[sallyb-sin]

I signed up for the Nevermore Academy for fun, not really expecting anything. Today, a mysterious package appeared on my doorstep.

I will respect the request and not open it until Wednesday, but I'm really curious about what's inside.

[badsext]

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Is this mysterious package cause for alarm?

[riosnecktattoo]

ep8 - NANA - Beth agrees to pick up a mysterious package for Rio in order to get back in his good graces. Just as Annie finds unexpected support from Josh, she receives devastating news about an old friend. Meanwhile, Stan has a surprise for Ruby that makes her question their involvement with crime.

Oh boy, thanks Anon ❤️

What does it all mean.com!?!

[bootlegflipwizard]

Lesson One: Orange Feather Folder

[Transcript:

LNG101: Languages for Wizards

Lesson Description:

This lesson involves a careful examination of language as a tool for communication. Primary emphasis is on comprehension of transliteration basics. This is a practical necessity for all students of magick and should be used as a beginners guide or as a refresher for apprentices.

Objectives:

Introduce the language of the Elves.

Introduce the language of the Gnolls.

Understanding the basic process of transliteration.

Required:

Required: Short Elven poem “To eat To sleep”, Long Gnoll saga in writing.

Supplies: Pencil (not included).

Directions:

Refresh yourself with the Elven language, then use it to decipher the Gnoll scratchings copied from the hypothetical door. Utilize your greater knowledge to solve the riddle” Doors open by the Elvish spell of Gnoll shaman.” Share the solution with Taako on the Stone of Farspeech.

Wizard School Advice:

“Everyone knows this one weird word in Elvish and Gnoll.”

End Transcript]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[maya-tl]

Guys. I just got a package. I think I know what it is.

[johnnythehomicidalmaniac]

Okay, so I just went out on the front porch to measure the doorframe and figure out what I need to put up that’s stronger than wooden boards and the right size, and… There was a package? From someone else? To me? Like, a legitimate package- actually addressed to me and everything! Not the neighbor’s mail that somehow ended up at my door! This is… I think this is the first time this has happened.

I’m a little in shock here. I don’t know what this is for. Is this a birthday thing? It has to be, right? I’m suspicious; there’s no return address, but there is some weird sappy shit drawn on the box. That only heightens my suspicion, if I’m being honest. I’ll update with the contents.

[bootlegflipwizard]

Lesson Two: Green Labyrinth Folder

[Transcript:

GEO101: Navigation for wizards

Lesson Description:

As long as labyrinthine corridors hide terrible creatures, and vampiric catacombs exist, it is without a doubt that you will at some point become lost. Basic navigation skills will always be required knowledge for accomplished wizards.

Objectives:

To introduce basic navigation techniques.

To introduce advanced navigation techniques.

Required:

Required: The navigation worksheet.

Supplies: Pencil (not included).

Directions:

Complete the challenges in numerical order.

Each challenge will involve crossing runes on your path.

Collect the runes and send the directions to Taako on the Stone of Farspeech.

Wizard School Advice:

“Fact: Not all who wander are lost, but some fully, totally, are just super lost.”

End Transcript]

(Sorry about the quality, this one was real hard to photograph because of the size. I’ll be sure to post a picture of the rune code with the answers just in case you can’t figure this lesson out from these pics.)