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gaara 100% would both be so needy and so disgusted with touch with his SO or like best friend. like one minute he’s like ‘give me hugs or face dire consequences’ and the next he’s like ‘ew physical contact’

I can see him being like that lmao just imagine...

Y/N : *kisses Gaara's cheek*

Gaara : *le gasps* What was that?

Y/N : ...physical affection?

Gaara : Ewww~

Gaara : Do it again.

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imagine being taught the japanese language by the akatsuki or orochimaru or whatever 😂

Oh that's interesting! Let's turn this into HCs 😀

[Headcanon : Akatsuki Teaching you Japanese]

Itachi : He's a good teacher, very patience when teaching you. Will give you lots of books and references about Japanese language.

Konan : Same as Itachi but with lesser petience. Will correct you when you mispronounce a word. Grammar nazi.😃

Pain : He thinks teaching you is such a pain.

Deidara : Teaching you with anger. Will blow up anything near him when you make him frustrated.

Sasori : Has a thin patience while teaching you. He will give you threats turning you into a puppet if you don't get what he has explained.

Hidan : You will learn nothing from him but profanity and bad words. It's Hidan , what r u expecting? 😀

Kakuzu : He'll just pay someone else to teach you

Orochimaru : He has a serum to make you understand Japanese in seconds.

[BONUS]

Madara : He's strict through and through. Holding a wooden stick in his hand while teaching you. Will scold you when you make a mistake *but you love it ;)

Tobi : ... will join you learning Japanese 💀

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baby hayate

got baki like

Ehhh. Baby hayate got me lika that too! I mean look at himm so smol and cute!

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Ellen: So I heard you love Naruto Uzumaki

Gaara: More than words can describe

*sounds of rasengan activating and dattebayo*

Gaara: omg ellen you didn’t

OMG sksusjskskskn

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I just want wholesome art of Gaara being a total mama's boy 😭 Lots of hugs and cuddles 😭 She loves her youngest little baby so much 😭 He loves his mom so much 😭 AAAAAAAAAHHHH 😭😭😭😭

Me too 😭✋

Gaara being mama's boy will include: him randomly saying "OUCHHH! NII-SANNN!" outloud when he's with Kankuro, just to get his mom's attention and seeing Kankuro gets yelled by her. And of course, his mom Karura would just "Stop it, Kankuro!" without even looking. 😂

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Temari stands in a long line at the giant toy store in Konoha to buy a special release, pre-order only plush for Gaara. She ships them discreetly. Some of the kids see her buying it, and begin to poke fun at Shikadai because they think it's for him and that he's a big baby. He tells them it's not for him, but he doesn't dare tell uncle Gaara's secret, lest he suffer his terrifying and fabled wrath. None of the kids believe Shikadai because "who else would she be buying it for?" He is too terrified to tell them who. He has seen uncle Gaara angry exactly once, at uncle Kankuro. And it was enough to scare him for life. Shikadai becomes known as "Big Baby" for a while.

Ohh I like it! Lmao poor bb Shikadai😂

Temari probably writes a letter when sending the plush, letting Gaara know that Shikadai says nothing about his little secret. Gaara appreciates what his nephew has done of course, and in return, he sends Shikadai some cash so boy can buy new games :"

Gaara is rich ok? He's the CEO of spoiling his son and nephews :)

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a concept: kankurō and temari buy gaara a bunch of stuffed animals (they could have found out one way or another). every time they do he's like "no, no, i don't want it" but when they leave it on his desk like "okay, well, i'll leave it here in case you change your mind, bye gaara" he takes it and shoves it under his desk to bring it back to his plushie collection in his room later on.

at some point, kankurō manages to sneak back in and sees all of the plushies he and temari bought for gaara. he makes sure to tell temari that he's accepted them all.

(bonus: kankurō taking pictures of his huge plush collection and using that as blackmail. "i'll show people this if you don't-" "OKay okay just don't show that to anybody." "good!")

I love this 😭😭😭

Gaara wants all the plushies but he's in denial because he has an image to keep 😂

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rasa chan 😂

Aigsjsdjsj please 😂