#naitsirhc

[gorgonchu]

sonichu dream blunt rotation?

I'm not sure if I would like to be close to any of Chris's character while we are all high, but here you have it.

Clockwise, we have Allison Amber, Slaweel Ryam (I feel bad using the full name of this poor woman), Bubbles, Giovanni, Naitsirhc, Sylvana and Scotpalazzo.

Don't ask me about what kind of guideline I've followed, because I don't know it myself. But it was clear from the start, somehow!

[igwanasuchus]

naitsirhc

[kahunakyle]

[maxwolfanfic]

ACHIEVING A NEW LEVEL OF POWER I get fucking tired of listening the retarded stories told by Naitsirhc, and my increasing anger allowed me to reach a new level of Power that made me even more powerful than I was before, transforming myself into some kind of god-like mode, with lot of wings, halos, and all that stuff, and I instantly used my FUCKING AWESOME new powers against the bastard of Naitsirhc, who tried to counteract my attacks using some of his retarded ultimate attacks: “Quee…Fee…Mae…Bo-Bo!” Naitsirhc screamed as a deadly blast of energy came out of one of his biggest mouths, but my new powers were too much for that bastard and I annihilated him instantly, deleting every single trace of his existence in just a few seconds. After he died, he left nothing but purple Sonichu ball behind him, which I took with my hand instantly. “Another fucking awesome victory for Max Wolf!” I screamed triumphantly as I grabbed the Sonichu ball, and then another fucking inter-dimensional portal was opened in front of us, so I told Dave: “Let´s got his way, Dave! Maybe is our only way to escape!”

[maxwolfanfic]

NAITSIRHC LAST STAND-PART 3 Naitsirhc continued narrating his gay and retarded backstory much to our annoyance: “I only became a Pokémon master and captured all those fucking rare Pokémon in order to win some approbation from my father…But he never gave a shit about all what I did! He always was busy, and he never gave me a fucking hug even after I captured that goddamn Mewtwo and made it to achieve his Mega evolved form! And then that goddamn Sonichu and his fat and ugly pink girlfriend appeared to ruin my life, starting an endless chain of defeats and humiliations that made my father lost all the respect my father had for me!” “Goddamn, why you keep torturing us with your incredibly gay and retarded backstory, if you are going to kill us, do it now faggot, and deliver us having to continue listening you!” I said, being unable to tolerate more of the Naitsirhc bullshit. But no, he just keep talking and talking about a lot of bullshit nobody cared about, and each retarded anecdote he narrated just increased my desire to kill him in a very painful manner. “But even when I loved my father so much…I had to kill him. Oh yeah, I had to kill him, and then I had to rape his lifeless corpses while forcing Bill the Scientist and Robotnik to watch the whole scene. Because that was what the great and powerful Diminox ordered me to do in exchange of the great powers and awesome feeling of self-esteem he granted to me. His words were very clear, ‘Naitsirhc, if you want to become my servant and become more powerful kill your father and all those who oppose me in the most violent and sadistic imaginable way'…That´s why I had to kill all those innocent civilians, and also I had to kill all the Sonichus, including the black Sonichu I used to own, called Blake! That´s why I laughed while I killed, tortured and raped them!  I had to do it! My hands were tied!  I had no choice! It was my father´s fault, for not being a good father!” “Dear God, would you ever shut the fuck up and stop whining about your father? That´s fucking gay and I don´t want to hear it! Specially the part when you raped curse!” “Yeah, dude,” Dave said. “I don´t mind you killing your evil father, but raping his corpse…That just plain wrong man…” “Shut up!” Naitsirhc screamed angrily. “It is my story, and I would tell it in any way I want! Don´t fucking patronize me with your idiotic and useless complaints! I will continue telling you my story and you will hear it without interrupting, you fucking bustards! Now prepare to listen the story of how I raped the lifeless body of my father!”

[maxwolfanfic]

NAITSIRHC LAST STAND-PART 2 While Naitsirhc was attacking us, one of his many mouths started to make a very boring and long speech about his motivations, his start in the path of darkness and other shit nobody cared about. “Before you die, you will have to listen the story of my life!” that bastard said, while he was trying to blast us with some energy balls. “Oh, fuck, are going to bore us with some kind of gay backstory? Because I don´t give a flying fuck!” I said, with a clearly annoyed voice. “Shut up!” Naitsirhc replied, freezing me with a freezing beam which let me frozen, in order to force me to hear his retarded backstory: “Since I was a boy, all I wanted was some little attention and love from my uncaring father Giovanni, who didn´t care about me at all! The only fucking thing he cared about was about to conquer all the fucking world and capturing a lot of legendary Pokémon! But he never brought any kind of love! Could you imagine that he was never present for my birthday? He was never present on Christmas, he never taught me how to shave, and he never taught me how to talk to girls and never taught me where babies came from! Every time I wanted to talk with him, he always said: 'Not now, Naitsirhc, daddy is fucking busy ' or 'Not now, Naitsirhc, daddy is trying to capture some fucking rare Pokémon …', Well, I spent three fucking years of my life trying to capture the rarest Pokémon I could find, and I capture at least 15 legendary Pokémon…But he did a fucking shit about that? No, he didn´t because he was a fucking terrible parent!” “Dear God, your story is fucking boring, why the fuck you torture me making me listen all that shit?” I asked him, feeling an intense anger of being forced to hear such kind of gay backstory.

[maxwolfanfic]

NAITSIRHC LAST STAND-PART 1 “Hey,fucker why you are attacking us?” I asked that fucking abomination with my threatening voice, but as response, that fucker started attacking us with more violence than before, blowing a big part of the floating ruins with a single shot of energy. “Hey, what the fuuuuuck?!” I screamed, the ruines were exploding. “Fuckers, you will pay for the fucking humiliation you made suffer during our last encounter!” that fucking abomination said, and I and Dave were all like: “What the fuck is this guy talking about?” Then, something very fucking disgusting (but also kinda awesome) happened: A big fat and uglyface appeared in the forehead of that fucking space abomination: It was Naitsirhc! “Naitsirhc? What the fuck happened to you, fucking bastard?” I demanded to know. “I was transformed into a space monster by our master Diminox as a punishment for my failure in RuleCwc! Fuckers, it was all your fault! You should have let me killing you in the most violent manner!” “Well, is that what you think, then you can simply go fuck yourself!” I replied him in a very brave manner, but then fucking Naitsirhc started to attack us again, throwing a lot of destructive energy balls from inside of the many mouths he had in his monster form. We defended ourselves in the best way we could, but Naitsirhc was too fucking powerful and his attacks started to affect our superpowered armors. “I will redeem myself destroying both of you fuckers! Then I will bring the two Sonichu balls to our master Diminox, who will return me to my original shape!” Naitsirhc said while he was attacking us. “Oh shit, I don´t like where is this going!” I said to myself and Dave seemed worried too.

[maxwolfanfic]

THE DECISION TO ATTACK CWCVILLE Shortly after the battle, fucking Harry Grimoire was healed from his wounds by a group of white magicians from RuleCWC.  Also, everyone in the castle was surpised to see that Cerah was one of the legendary Sonichu ball heroes, especially considering that she was nothing more than a simple Rosey a few moments before. Her nanny, Heather Iglesias, was the most surprised of all people. “I never expecte to see you grow up so fast!” she said. However, despite our FUCKING AWESOME victory against that bastard of Naitsirhc, the king and queen of RuleCWC seemed worried about something, so Darkbind Sonichu asked them is everything was okay, and they answered him: “No, everything is NOT ok, Darkbind! If that bastard of Naitsirhc was able to invade RuleCWC, that means that the magic shield that protects our land is fading, and if the situation continues in that way, soon the entire Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens would able to conquer this country!” After the king and the queen simultaneously pronounced those words, Zelina started to cough more blood than usual, and even when she said that she was ok, if was pretty obvious she wasn´t ok at all. “No, Zelina!” screamed Darkbind in a very melodramatic manner at the same time she was carrying her bitch in arms. Fucking Harry Grimoire seemed worried too. To get things worse, other wizards from RuleCWC started coughing blood too. One of them, the oldest one, said with a very concerned voice: “The effort we are making to create a magical shield around RuleCWC is starting to consume our life force. If we continue in that way, the magical shield will fade completely and we will die…” “No!” The queen of RuleCWC exclaimed with horror. “Zelina, our beloved daughter will die, and the Private Villa of Corrupted Ciitizens will kill us all!” “No, that won´t happen…” Darkbind said, while he left the unconscious body of his beloved Zelina over a big wide bed. “I won´t let that happen. I will go to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and I will recover the remaining Sonichu balls if that is necessary to save my beloved Zelina from death!” “We will go with you!” Fucking Harry Grimoire said. “I´ll go too,” Dave said.  “RuleCWC needs us!” “I will go too, in order to get my revenge against the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for killing my friends and family and for destroying my city!” Cerah Rosechu. “I will go too, but only because I want to kill all those motherfuckers from the private Villa of Corrupted Citizens!” I said proudly. HULK, She-Hulk, Red Hulk, Gray Hulk, and the other guy said that they will go with us to CWCville in order to fight against the bad guys.  “I will go with you too…” King Alistair said. “I will reunite an army with my best men and non-men for this battle!” “Whatever!” I replied him. In that way, we started to get ready to return to CWCville in order to have our definitive battle against the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.