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DARKBIND AND CERAH RETURN TO EARTH At the next day, during breakfast, Darkbind Sonichu simply couldn´t stop asking me when we were going tor return to earth because his bitch Zelina was still waiting for him in RuleCWC. I just punch him in the face, and then talked with my friends about what the god of magic said, but they didn´t believe me. “But that´s what happened!” I told angrily, and they said that the idea of a giant tiger being a god was too hard to believe. “However, if I had to wait in this planet, that won´t be so bad, because there are plenty of wizards and hot chicks here, and I think that could made me forget about Felicia…” fucking Harry Grimoire said. “I can´t stay in this planet!” Darkbind Sonichu said once again. “Zelina is still waiting for me in RuleCWC!” “You already said that at least 50000 times!” Hulk replied him. Hulk and his team also wanted to stay at wizard planet because the wizard people never judge them and treated them with respect, so they considered the possibility to stay in wizard planet. Only Cerah and Darkbind wanted to return to earth in order to accomplish their respective goals, so when the god of magic finally appeared during the afternoon, I told him to only make those two return to the earth since the others wanted to stay. “Well, if that is what they really want…” the god of magic said, before doing the spell which made Darkbind and Cerah return to earth, shortly after we said goodbye to them. Darkbind took the seven Sonichu balls with him, because that was a part of the promise we made him back then in RuleCWC, promising to keep them safe.

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BACK TO THE FUCKING WIZARD PLANET-PART 2 Then Darkbind started to act in an alarmed in utterly idiotic way, asking where the balls where. I think he was talking about the Sonichu balls, which were just behind him, but he was too stupid to notice that, and then when he finally found them, he started to yell like a crazy bitch: “What the fuck happened, why we are in other planet? I have to return to RuleCWC, Zelina and the others are waiting for me; bring us back to earth NOW!” He simply couldn´t shut the fuck up, so I punched him in the face, breaking his nose. He then started crying like a faggot, and peed his underpants in fear. “Why you did that? That was so mean from your side!” he said. “Why Darkbind is acting in a much more retarded way than usual?” fucking Harry Grimoire asked. “I think he is just upset for being in another planet.” I said, with indifference. Then a fucking large army of wizards and warriors from wizard planet appeared in the place where we woke up. They seemed angry and demanded us to identify ourselves. I was ready to use my powers to completely destroy all those bastards, but them somebody from their group recognized me, and also recognized Xavier and Amanda….It was Griffith!!!!!!!1!

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THE AGREEMENT After breakfast, the King and Queen of RuleCWC thanked us for saving RuleCWC from its imminent destruction and for liberating CWCville from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and I said: “Yeah, whatever.” However, there was a pending issue we have to solve: Who was going to keep the Sonichu balls? Obviously, we were the ones who deserved to keep them since we were the seven legendary Sonichu ball heroes and we did a lot of fucking effort to recover those Sonichu balls from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, but on the other side I really didn´t care that much about those fucking Sonichu balls, we only were looking for them in order to release our friends Xavier and Amanda from the Dark Mirror Hole. I explained the situation in the best way I could to the king and queen of RuleCWC, but those retards didn´t understand me very well, so fucking Harry Grimoire had to explain them why we wanted the fucking Sonichu balls. “Oh, I see…” The queen of RuleCWC said.  “Hey, I have an idea…” the king of RuleCWC said. “We will allow you to use the Sonichu balls to help your two friends, and after you do that, you give us back the Sonichu balls. What about that?” Me, my friends and fucking Harry Grimoire discussed with each other for some moments, and we finally decided to do that. “Okay, king…” fucking Harry Grimoire said. “We like your idea. Once our friends Xavier and Amanda are free of their prison, we will give you the Sonichu balls!” “Ok, then.” The king said. “But Darkbind will go with you in order to check if you are willing to do your party of the agreement.” “Whatever, “I said. “Then we have an agreement.” The king said. Then he farted.

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ALMOST ROMANTIC FILLER BULLSHIT CHAPTER She-Hulk went where I was and she asked me why I wasn’t dancing. “Dancing is for sexy girls and faggots” I replied her. “I also I don´t know how to dance.” “I can teach you to dance…” She-Hulk said. “No thanks. I think that I prefer to stay here, kicking the unconscious body of King Alistair.” I said. “Can´t I kick it too?” She-Hulk asked me. “Sure…” I answered her and we both have some fun kicking the unconscious body of that fucking large owl, but when his head started bleeding, we left the room, agreeing in not telling anyone what we did if somebody asked us about why King Alistair head was bleeding. Then we went to a room in the highest tower of the castle and we had sex there, but we didn´t became a couple, we only stayed as friends after that night.

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A CELEBRATION That night there was a big celebration on RuleCWC, with lots of food, dancing and all that shit people do when they are happy. Darkbind and Zelina danced a waltz, and even when she coughed a lot of blood during the dance, both seemed every happy. I asked King Alistair about who was going to keep the Sonichu balls, but that fucking large owl was too fucking drunk to give me a coherent answer. “Don´t talk me about that shit, now bitch…Don´t you see we are celebrating our victory? I will tell you what we are going to do…We are going to go to the highest tower of this shitty castle, and we will have some sweet, anal sex there, darling… ” Just after the fucking large owl said those words, he puked, and then he fell unconscious over the floor while I looked at him lots of hate and disdain, so I kicked his unconscious body while it was laying in the floor, but the fucking large owl wasn´t badly hurt by my kick, it only farted. Then I realized King Alistair was way too drunk to do other thing than lying in the floor unconscious, and probably he confused me with a girl or a woman. (I guess) Anyway, I kicked the unconscious body of that fucking large owl once again just to feel a bit less angry with myself, and also did that because I hated King Alistair.

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PART 7 THE RETURN TO RULECWC After our victory in CWCville which culminated with the destruction of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens, we returned to our RuleCWC, where a lot of people were expecting for our retrun, including the king and queen of RuleCWC and Zelina Rosechu, Darkbind´s bitch. Oh, there was also Heather Iglesias, the Hispanic nanny of Cerah, who was worried for her. “Oh, my beloved one!” Zelina said, after kissing Darkbind in the mouth, and then started to cough a lot of blood. “You saved us, darling!” Darkbind nodded, and everyone seemed happy for our victory, but I was still angry for not being able to destroy that fucking bastard of Diminox, who escaped accompanied by his reptilian wizards. Fucking coward. “Someday, I will kill you, fucking demon…I will kill you along with all your fucking evil servants…”

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INVASION: CWCVILLE!-PART 1 Some hours later, we were ready to go back to CWCville in order to recover the remaining Sonichu balls from the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. We didn´t have very much time, and we had to defeat our enemies before the life-force of the magicians who were protecting RuleCWC was over. King Alistair brought an entire army of legendary creatures and animals, which accompanied the army of RuleCWC, composed by 5000 men, 2500 elves, 3400 dwarves and 14500 hobbits or halfings or whatever they are called. Some Tolkien shit or whatever. Anyway, once we were prepared for battle, and once the armies were reunited, King Alistair guided us to a big mountain which had a magical portal that leaded to CWCville. Crossing the magical portal, we were able to arrive at some ruined area of CWCville, which was infested by some fucking ugly monster and undead creatures. I was ready to blast all those motherfuckers, but then the warriors from RuleCWC army and the magical creatures brought by King Alistair started to fight against those abominations. “Don´t waste your powers against those weak enemies! Save your powers for the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens!” Darkbind said to us, while commanding the armies that cleared our way to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.

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THE DECISION TO ATTACK CWCVILLE Shortly after the battle, fucking Harry Grimoire was healed from his wounds by a group of white magicians from RuleCWC.  Also, everyone in the castle was surpised to see that Cerah was one of the legendary Sonichu ball heroes, especially considering that she was nothing more than a simple Rosey a few moments before. Her nanny, Heather Iglesias, was the most surprised of all people. “I never expecte to see you grow up so fast!” she said. However, despite our FUCKING AWESOME victory against that bastard of Naitsirhc, the king and queen of RuleCWC seemed worried about something, so Darkbind Sonichu asked them is everything was okay, and they answered him: “No, everything is NOT ok, Darkbind! If that bastard of Naitsirhc was able to invade RuleCWC, that means that the magic shield that protects our land is fading, and if the situation continues in that way, soon the entire Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens would able to conquer this country!” After the king and the queen simultaneously pronounced those words, Zelina started to cough more blood than usual, and even when she said that she was ok, if was pretty obvious she wasn´t ok at all. “No, Zelina!” screamed Darkbind in a very melodramatic manner at the same time she was carrying her bitch in arms. Fucking Harry Grimoire seemed worried too. To get things worse, other wizards from RuleCWC started coughing blood too. One of them, the oldest one, said with a very concerned voice: “The effort we are making to create a magical shield around RuleCWC is starting to consume our life force. If we continue in that way, the magical shield will fade completely and we will die…” “No!” The queen of RuleCWC exclaimed with horror. “Zelina, our beloved daughter will die, and the Private Villa of Corrupted Ciitizens will kill us all!” “No, that won´t happen…” Darkbind said, while he left the unconscious body of his beloved Zelina over a big wide bed. “I won´t let that happen. I will go to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and I will recover the remaining Sonichu balls if that is necessary to save my beloved Zelina from death!” “We will go with you!” Fucking Harry Grimoire said. “I´ll go too,” Dave said.  “RuleCWC needs us!” “I will go too, in order to get my revenge against the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens for killing my friends and family and for destroying my city!” Cerah Rosechu. “I will go too, but only because I want to kill all those motherfuckers from the private Villa of Corrupted Citizens!” I said proudly. HULK, She-Hulk, Red Hulk, Gray Hulk, and the other guy said that they will go with us to CWCville in order to fight against the bad guys.  “I will go with you too…” King Alistair said. “I will reunite an army with my best men and non-men for this battle!” “Whatever!” I replied him. In that way, we started to get ready to return to CWCville in order to have our definitive battle against the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.