#named weapons

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

the second an item gets a cool name it is 10000x more important and memorable no matter how strong it actually is

me: yeah i dunno it's a slightly enchanted fishing rod I found i guess it's alright

also me: if I lose Arms of My Darling I'm blowing up everyone in this base and then myself

[kaldheimknight]

I just got a brilliant idea for a named fantasy weapon.

A mace or morningstar called "The Thagomizer"

[originallonemagpie]

Still thinking of potential longbow names. Have a couple in mind but won't know which to settle on until I've shot it a bit. (The Trekkie in me is working hard to not call it Farpoint)

[fallout-is-love]

if anyone was wondering

i have: -10mm named “bitch” -a shotgun named “fuck” -a missle launcher named “shit” -a laser rifle named “gekke shit 3.0” which mean crazy shit and its 3.0 because twice ive found a laser rifle i liked better -a plasma rifle named “kuthoer 2.0” which basically mean cunt whore?? and tbh it sounds worse in english than in dutch and 2.0 cause i found a better one i like my plasma rifle the most and i just keep the 10mm with me in case aaaaall my ammo is suddenly gone i had a few guns named after friends and a few other after curse words but i cant remember them rn i wish they had cuter/better names but now they’re all named and if i rename them I’ll keep forgetting who is who