#nanny problems

[everyman-esq]

I just accidentally named one of my nanny kids’ new toys Fjord, I’m the literal nerdiest person.

[surgeofadrenaline]

This stuff is crack/kryptonite and should be illegal. I've already had like 5 handfuls too many. I ate super low carb yesterday and now today my body is like "K, we're gonna shovel every single carb into your face now, hope you're ready."

[thesharkapologist]

Nannying in Nightvale?

I used to nanny a child that firmly believed I was the reincarnation of a Salem Witch and would bring it up in casual conversation. This belief didn’t scare her, by the way, and it didn’t get me listening points either. She treated it like how she treated the fact that my hair was red. I would also like to point out that prior to this we never talked about Salem, witches, or the Trials. Like at all.

[itsmaddienotmaddy]

I CANT WATCH SUPERGIRL BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH SOME THREE YEAR OLD TWINS PAINT THEIR NAILS WITH SCOOBY DOO YOGURT BUT I AM SCROLLING THROUGH MY FEED AND I AM FUCKING DYING

[everyman-esq]

I have a kids' playlist, for my nanny children. To make it slightly more bearable for me, I added a little light musical theater between the "clap your hands and count!" and "here comes the choo choo again!" songs. Nothing big, just the Lion King and some of the first act of Into the Woods. And of course, Frozen, which they now listen to almost nonstop. Spotify, however, somehow algorithmically lumped it into my other broadway playlists aND STARTED PLAYING SPRING AWAKENING. IN FRONT OF THE TODDLERS.

[harrywavycurly]

Nothing will humble you like being peed on by a toddler when you’re trying to rush them to the potty so they don’t pee on the couch when they are sitting there yelling “I GOTTA POTTY!!” 🫠🙃

[an-incoherent-mess]

So I'm a part time nanny for a kindergartner. A couple days a week I pick her up from school and we hang out at my apartment or around town until her dad gets off work.

Yesterday we stopped at the pharmacy and somebody referred to me as her mom.. and I was like nononono.

LIKE GIRL NO IM EIGHTEEN, SHE FIVE, THE MATH DON'T MATH PLEASE NO.

[ichayalovesyou]

For the TOS ask meme: McCoy

I’m a college kid/fellow child not your (kid’s) mother!

(Story of my life in the outside world and at home! Like, bruh, just because I have nurturing tendencies does not give you the right to treat me like I’m your parent, not your mom and that’s your kid not mine! I’m literally 13 DO NOT ask me if you can call me “mom” no thanks!!! Your kid needs therapy and YOUR attention, not my mediocre babysitting experience!)