#nanobites

[jdeko]

Walmart Tractor Supply Pekora

[howlingday]

Nora: (Putting on wolf ears) I'm rebranding, chat.

Nora: And I swear, this will be the last time.

Chat: Having fun bullying Jaune?

Nora: Oh, hell yeah~!

Nora: Like, I would love to see Jaune just grab a rail and clutch his chest, in pain, like he's having a heart attack.

Nora: My debut for this new character will be on...

Nora: (Scatting) On~! On~! Debut will be on~! On~! De- De- De- Debut will be on~! On~!

Chat: Sounds better than your new intro song.

Nora: (Gasps) WHAT DO YOU MEAN~?!

Nora: ...Jaune? Jaune, say something in chat really quick. Jaune, say something in chat. Jaune, what are you doing? Jaune? One sec, chat.

Nora: (Taps scroll)

Jaune: (Answers)

Nora: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Hey, Nora.

Nora: Can you do me a favor and WALK INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC NOW! I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE! I WILL BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF YOU! (Hangs up)

Nora: Haaah... Now that that's out of the way...

[zaly-doodles-n-things]

[bumbledott]

Ive fallen into nanobites ship from VALORANT and I cant get up

[jdeko]

i'm doing The Lord's work honestly...

[howlingday]

Nora Bullies Oscar

Jaune: (Kills Grimm) Got his ass. Got his bitch ass!

Ren: It's so juicy

Nora: I'm- I'm juicy.

Ren: ...What do you taste like?

Jaune: After this many weeks without showering, you don't want to know.

Nora: Fun~!

Ren: Can I have a juice box explode in my mouth?

Nora: Sure~!

Oscar: ...Oh! Juice box!

Ren: What did you think I said?

Oscar: I thought you said "juicy box".

JOR: (Laugh)

Nora: Wait, what?! WHAT?! WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?! (Passes out)

Ren: I guess after a couple weeks with no shower, you do get a bit of a juicy box- Oh, shit! Nora's dead!

Jaune: Oh, fuck, is she really?

Oscar: ...

Oscar: (Puts bear ears on Nora)

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Nora: (Bar!Faunus) WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A FURRY?! THIS IS OSCAR'S FAULT!

Nora: Are you calling me a furry because of Oscar? I'm going to kick his fucking ass!

Nora: Oscar, if you're hearing this, I'm coming for your ass and I am going to beat it black, blue, and red! You are fucking DEAD!

Nora: YOU'RE FUCKING DONE FOR! YOU DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING FURRY! I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY! I'LL KILL YOU, OSCAR! YOU'RE DEAD!

Nora: ...Okay, now, somebody clip this and send it to Oscar.

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Oscar: Nora isn't on my friend's list anymore so I can't invite her.

Ren: Oh my...

Nora: Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Ren: Nora-Bear hates the boy wizard?

Nora: Yeah, because he's a beta cuck.

Jaune: (Laughs) Only one married one here. "BETA!"

Ren: Only one who made it. "BETA!"

Jaune: Everyone else here is just forever alone!

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Nora: Oscar never sent me a group chat... Oscar HATES me!

Nora: (Reading) "Oscar fell off."

Nora: Yeah, he did! You fucking fell off, Oscar! You are past your prime, GRAMPA! You're married now. You're used goods!

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Nora: I'm going to draw you as a pony, Oscar! Then I'm going to draw you having pony sex with Jaune!

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Nora: Hey, Jaune! You, uh... You, uh, look like, um... You, uh, um, uh, um- You look like a femboy! Yeah!

Nora: ...I'm sorry, I'm not good at insulting people.

Nora: Wait, is that Oscar over there?

Nora: Hey, Oscar! You should die! Screw you, Oscar! You smell like SHIT! YOU SMELL LIKE GARBAGE, FUCK YOU!

Nora: I'm sorry, guys, I just can't help it when I see Oscar. I can't help it.

Nora: I can't be mean to Jaune, it's super forced, but with Oscar- With Oscar, I'll fucking kill him. I don't know what it is. I think it's just that he has such a bullyable personality.

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Nora: Let me get this straight...

Nora: You mean to tell me OSCAR, WIZARD BOY OSCAR, is TOO SCARED to fight me with his BARE HAND that he has to send SOMEONE ELSE ON HIS BEHALF to fight me? HMM? HMMMM? Is it possible that- that Oscar is a little- a little weak? A little SCARED even? TOO AFRAID to take on ME? HA HA HA HA!

Nora: Scared to fight a little bear? A little baby bear? Huh? You're too afraid to fight A LITTLE GIRL? HMMMMMM? Is the little girl too INTIMIDATING FOR YOU? Awww! Are you embarrassed that her penis will be even bigger than yours? AWWWWWW~!

[howlingday]

The Fifth Relic

Nora: I found it! I found the last relic~!

Ren: That... doesn't look like any of the other relics.

Nora: Actually, it looks a lot like candy.

Ren: You're going to put it in your mouth aren't you?

Nora: As soon as we leave, yes. Yes, I am.

Oscar: Uh, let's not put the relic in our mouths? Oz and I think it might be a bad idea.

Nora: But it could be fun~!

Jaune: Nora... Look, I'll hold onto the relic until we get ba- (Zap!) Ow! (Picks it up) That was weir- (Zap!) OW!

Ren: (Lights flash) Oh no... What's going on?

Nora: Jaune, what did you do?

Jaune: Nothing! (Zap!) OW! Nothing.

Ren: I don't believe you.

Jaune: (ZAP!) OW! FUCK! (ZAP! ZAAAP!) I'M DYING! OOOW! HELP ME! HELP ME!

Jaune: (Panting) Agh... Wait... Oh god... (Raises hands to head) NOOOOOOOO!

Nora: (Cackling at Catgirl Jaune)

Ren: Every day, I am amazed by how much more of a woman Jaune is than me.

Jaune: Leave me alone!

Nora: Does this make Jaune the girlfriend of the group?

Jaune: Oh my god... NORA! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?!

Ren: (Snickers)

Jaune: (Grabs Oscar) LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID, OZPIN!

Oscar: Huh?! Ozpin and me thought it was a bad idea!

Jaune: FIX IT!

Oscar: I mean, you're a cute catgirl now. What's the problem? Try out some catgirl poses.

Jaune: (Posing) I am cute catgirl, nya~! (Holds mouth to avoid vomiting)

Oscar: See? That was good!

Nora: This is so marketable!

Ren: That is true.

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Later...

Jaune: (Falls onto bed, Groans) There are so many people trying to groom me both online and in real life.

Nora: I mean, is it really grooming if it's willing?

Jaune: It's not willing, Nora, what the fuck?!

Ren: On the upside, we are getting a lot of donations to fund our cause.

Jaune: I'm never talking to you fucking people ever again.

[jdeko]

Nano made a Kenny squibby and then Ken Ashcorp joined the Nanocord, eventually they even collab'd. hopefully history repeats itself.