#napoleoncaesarparte

[decadent-hag]

napoleoncaesarparte replied to your post “lord-gillingham replied to your post “the Cold War was so fricking...”

Brezhnev wept.

*CIA plays loud rock music to muffle the sobs* 

[decadent-hag]

napoleoncaesarparte replied to your post “Not really a question but I'm super excited because next Friday I get to go home for a weekend!!! And see Franz Ferdinand play!!! :D”

Franz Ferdinand is still playing despite his age and the conspicuous jugular bullet wound? Whoa.

I know right? It is a miracle of modern science. 

[decadent-hag]

voxantiqua replied to your post: this on...

a) i’m shocked that there’s a non-live version of this song b) seriously you’re the best we love you boo

colonelsatan replied to your audio post “this one goes out to all of my followers for putting up with my stupid...”

literal tears rn

napoleoncaesarparte replied to your post “it’s a wonder sometimes that you people even talk to me bless your...”

Nonsense

you all deserve awards

[daytrader-vader]

church-leonard replied to your photoset: Today we had to put Snickers down, so here’s a...

aw i’m so sorry. ): im sure he was loved and had a great life with you.

Thank you. He was loved. We had a lot of good times together. :)

napoleoncaesarparte replied to your photoset: Today we had to put Snickers down, so here’s a...

So cute

He really was. Smelly, but cute.

[decadent-hag]

how do twerk

slide to the leftslide to the rightTake it back now y'allOne hop this timeRight foot lets stompLeft foot lets stompCha cha real smoothat least i think thats how it goes??????

[daytrader-vader]

napoleoncaesarparte replied to your post: Kelsey and I have both died and gone to Hugh Dancy...

Nicole Hugh Dancy is more afraid of you than you are of him. If you are attacked by a Hugh Dancy in open water, go for the eyes. Hugh Dancy can detect a drop of blood from miles away.

blood is not the issue here griffin it is tears and sexual frustration

tbh if i was hugh dancy i'd be afraid of me too

[decadent-hag]

You're sure editing the Constitution so that it's script was the exact English text of The Communist Manifesto wouldn't be just a little tempting?

I never said it wouldn't be tempting! 

[decadent-hag]

If you could change history by going back in time would you?

As tempting as that is...I don't think I would. I'd definitely be too afraid of unintended consequences. Really, I'd just like to observe the past, rather than interfere or interact in any way.