How Naruto's scolding of Bolt should have gone...
Naruto [pointing at his vandalised Hokage face]: We can't have this!!! This is an embarrassment! [Points at Bolt] I'm disappointed in you!!
Bolt: *sulky face* as Naruto snatches the paint bucket away
Bolt: Hey!
Naruto: And you're supposed to be my son?
[Grabs the paintbrush] You missed a spot! THIS is how it's done!!!
Naruto proceeds to splash random strokes at his own face. Bolt just stares, wide-eyed and confused.
Naruto: Now watch the master at work. I was the best at this in my day. [Grins]. How does it look now?
Bolt: It needs THIS! [Does more slices].
The two proceed to completely trash Naruto's stone monument. Perfect father-son bonding time. Then...
Bolt: But- aren't I meant to be in trouble? You're not gonna punish me?
Naruto: Oh, I'll get back at you for sure.
[He places his hands on Bolt's shoulders]. When *you* become Hokage, we can then botch up *your* face. >:D
Bolt: Sure! That's a promise! And you gotta promise me too, Dad.
Later.....
Naruto bursts into the Five-Kage meeting.
"7th Hokage, you're late!"
And Naruto's all covered in red paint.