Naruto Shanks AU Incorrect Quotes
Naruto, finds Orochimaru and his elites standing around Anko who's pinned against a tree: Hebi-chan, weren't you telling me earlier how it was the hot-blooded ones that die first?
Anko, indignant and blushing: Shut up...
Orochimaru: Kukukuku, I suggest you run away, little Fox.
Kabuto: It would be a shame if misfortune befell you, and Orochimaru-sama has just the man to deliver the message.
Tayuya, rips her shirt off in anger, exposing her petite breasts: Do I fucking look like a man to you! I've got boobs, you shitstain! And you, ya whiskered shithead, get your sexy ass over here and suck on my tits like a hungry baby!
Kabuto, presses a gun to Naruto's head: I'll blow your head off if I have to, but that's up to you my friend.
Naruto, unfazed: Would you risk your life?
Kabuto: Excuse me?
Naruto: Now that you've drawn your pistol... Are you willing to use it?
Kabuto: What are you talking about?
Naruto, in a chillingly smooth tone: I'm saying that guns aren't for threats... They're for actions.
Kabuto, gets shot point blank in the side of the head by Choji who's eating a leg of ham.
Orochimaru's elites gasp.
Sakon: These guys fight dirty!
Zabuza: Dirty? Who did you think you were dealing with? We never claimed to be saints or anything.
Naruto: You fellas are staring down a crew of pirates.
Orochimaru, steps away from Anko, and stares at Naruto: My business is with Anko-chan, not you.
Naruto, with a spectre of Red-hair Shanks behind him: Listen up, Oto-nins. I might let spilling a drink on me slide while I laugh it off and forget about it, but if you hurt my precious person you'll pay dearly for it regardless of your reasons.
Orochimaru and his elites, instantly collapse upon feeling Naruto's Conqueror's Haki.
Anko, hearts in her eyes as she ogles Naruto, licks her lips while feeling horny, jumps on him and wraps her legs around his waist, glomps him with his face between her breasts: Mmmm, you, me, bedroom, now. Then you're taking me on a date.
Naruto, one arm wrapped around her waist while the other supports her by holding up her ass which he squeezes: As you wish.
