The name of the account is ahs_ballpoint_pen
Percy is always seen with Riptide so everyone knows who the account is about
Students submit photos and videos of him, most of which are given no context at all
One picture shows Percy covered in gold dust and it’s captioned mr. sand man
The most popular post is a video of Percy swinging a “baseball bat” at the “janitor”
Students also send in conspiracy theories about him
Someone suggests he’s in the mafia
Someone else says he’s an alien
Another person thinks he’s the second coming of Christ
AHS goes through a brief period where they only refer to Percy as Jesus and give him offerings so they don’t go to hell
Percy is confused by it all
A student sends in a picture of Percy hanging out with Piper at Central Park
Everyone goes batshit insane because how the hell does Percy know Piper McLean???
Eventually Rachel finds the account and she thinks it’s hilarious
For some reason the account isn’t private so a bunch of people that don’t go to AHS follow it
Rachel convinces Percy to make an Instagram account so he can mess with ahs_ballpoint_pen and boy does he deliver
He gets his friends to take increasingly cryptic photos and videos of him
Annabeth finds an old news covering of him falling out of the St. Louis Arch and Percy sends it in
Once again his school thinks he’s the second coming of Christ because how the hell do you survive a fall that high up???
Through his finsta, Percy tells them that he aided in the presumed death of his ex-stepfather
The mafia theory comes back after that
There’s a video of Percy talking to a horse in the middle of the street right out front of AHS
The horse is actually Blackjack
By the end of the school year, the account has about 1 million followers
It blew up around December when someone finds CCTV footage of Percy stealing a police cruiser back when he had amnesia and posted it to the account
The best part of the footage is the police running after their stolen car and the person they had pulled over slowly driving away
ahs_bullpoint_pen accidentally starts a cult in Percy’s name
They meet every Wednesday in the cafeteria after school
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