Naruto elders incorrect quotes
Koharu, reading fanfics: What the? Why am I getting depicted as an evil old hag that hates and is hellbent on making sure poor Naruto and Anko suffer?
Homura, puzzled: Our Sensei was a seal master, why do so many depictions of me make me look like I don't understand what a Jinchuriki is, and have a hand in all manor of treasonous plots against Hiruzen and Naruto? Tobirama-Sensei would reanimate himself, and kill me if I behaved like that.
Danzo, wearing an oversized “I commit three hundred acts of treason between every meal, and all I have to show for it is this crappy shirt,” t-shirt, clapping rhythmically: If you're a traitor and you know it, clap your hands! If you're a traitor and you know it, clap your hands! If you're a traitor and you know it, and you really want to show it, clap your hands!
