I know we love SpiderPool but let me yalppe little
DeadPool It's like "I'm gonna be the cool uncle!" and whenever he sees Peter he's like "hugs and cuddles" but Peter hates him and whenever DeadPool gets close he punches him
This has been going on for months, and one day Natacha goes with Peter to a place to investigate a case they need to infiltrate, they end up in a huge, empty warehouse because the criminals have already evacuated from there before they arrive
Then suddenly they hear a voice screaming saying a long "PETEEEEEEEEE" and before Natacha could react DeadPool is jumping up and giving Peter a hug and Peter simply responds for punching him in the stomach to the ground, with SO much force, the floor even breaks, Natacha has never seen Peter use so much force on anyone
Of course DeadPool gets up bleeding with blood spraying from his head and mouth as if nothing had happened saying "good to see you too Peter 💞"
In the end, it turns out that Wade is also trying to find the criminals and they all end up working as a team, Avengers would never see Peter be so aggressive and ignorant to anyone in their entire lives, Wade doesn't seem to mind at all and continues calling him cute nicknames and acting like "uncle of the year" one time he even pulls out a mug with "best uncle ever" on it and everyone is just confused because, where did he get that mug from? they are in the middle of a battle???
