#ncis incorrect quote

[benedettabeby]

Ziva: *clicking on a pen*

Tony: *clicking on mouse*

McGee: Stop it

Tony: stop what?

McGee: you're talking about me in Morse code. Joke's on you because I know Morse code. HA!

Tony: yeah, that's what we're doing in our very limited free time and our very limited budget. We went and got a nanny for Tali and we went out and took a class on a very outmoted,very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you!

Tony and Ziva after McGee left: yep! That's exactly what we did

[incorrectfamilyncis]

Tim: How's having your own actual kids?

Ziva: Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.

Abby: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?

Ziva: Oh no, the kid's great. She hardly ever cries.

Tim: But I thought-

Tony, sobbing while holding Tali: Ziva, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

[ncisgeek]

DiNozzo: Your existence is confusing. McGee: How so? DiNozzo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[iheartgracie]

ziva david icons! like or reblog if you’ve saved!

[benedettabeby]

Tony: Did I say we could share? No! That was my last cookie Ziva!

Ziva: I was hungry

Tony: I DID NOT WANT TO SHARE MY COOKIE

Ziva: but you want to keep sharing a bed, yes?

Tony,giving her his water bottle,his fries and the last piece of his hamburger: I'm sorry,bon appètit

[incorrectfamilyncis]

Tony: my old boss was a sniper. *smiling*

kidnapper:

Ziva:

Tony:

Kidnapper: *stare*

Tony: *smiles*

Kidnapper: *continues staring*

Kidnapper: *Gets shot at the head*

Tony, cheerfully: I told you, Ziva, he ain't dead!

[iheartgracie]

sloane: *sends picture of a happy couple*

sloane: this could be us but your always in your basement building boats

gibbs:...

[iheartgracie]

tony: i’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

mcgee: i witnessed the dumb stuff

abby: i recorded the dumb stuff

ziva: i joined you in the dumb stuff

gibbs: i tried to stop you doing the dumb stuff

credits to one of my friends that posted this on her story:)