#ndubz

[yourdailyqueer]

Tulisa Contostavlos

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight - Demisexual

DOB: 13 July 1988

Ethnicity: White - Greek, Irish

Nationality: British

Occupation: Singer, songwriter, rapper, actress, reality star

Note: Suffered from Bell's Palsy

[peppopasta]

Smoking my coffee and drinking a delicious gay cigarette

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

i believe it was Shakespeare who said All i did was blink twice from my homie to my only

[rebelwrites]

okay taking a trip down memory lane this morning.

THIS SONG!!! THIS FUCKING SONG!!! REBEL WAS THIRTEEN WHEN THIS CAME OUT!!!

So my mum and dad brought be the N-Dubz album but they listened to it first AND I WAS BANNED FROM LISTENING TO TRACK 14 WHICH WAS THIS SONG!!!

Did I listen to my parents? NOPE 😂 and I wonder why I’m such a kinky hoe at nearly 25

THIS SONG IS FILTH WAP HAS NOTHING ON THIS!!! Here are some of the lyrics:

“I don't mean to be pushy, pushy. I'm just in it for the pussy, pussy. Who wants to come get a pie of the piece. Got time for everyone, I ain't on no leash”

“Do you ever get horny reading a text? You ever had sex over the Internet? Webcam and shit wet up your tushy. Cut the story straight play with your pussy”

“Sex no text, root it then boot it, shag that back. Fuck all the kissing and cuddling. Why don't you grab my balls and try juggling”

[nika-ndublet]

[loveux10000]

guys, I fuck with them (yeah

they be pinging off my phone tellin' me they all alone (yeah

and they sittin' in at home while I'm out tryna get that dough

that’s why they call me the baddest bitch 'cause I switch up the roles

i’m the one that drives them crazy

they all wish I was their lady

but I'm earning more than them

and they say “yeah that bitch is lazy"

I am the biggest female boss that ever lived (yeah

and everything that you done I've been and did

[sdssquared]

unfortunately when i went to go see the ndubz reunion concert all the 40yo millenials were talking on tiktok abt how they were going to batter (fight) anyone under 14 if seen at the concert. little 12 year old me was so excited to go until i saw those tiktoks, i went anyways and whilst all these 40yos only knew the words to the popular songs i was screaming every lyric out to the point i went to school the next day with no voice. do not diss people for their age if they like an old artist. it doesn’t make u cool. it makes u look pathetic.

coryo out💋