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Everytime I get upset or sad, I look at the amazing inspirational quote from my beloved robot.

Shit really does happen

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They ask me... "what's your favorite dmc game?" Without a beat, I say, "the reboot". 😔 minus friendship like the Sims.

Okay but on a serious note, this is just typical Dermis activities. I tend to always like the unpopular games in a series, not bc I wanna "be different" but bc I always find something that makes the game special to me. For DMC reboot it was always the Virgil dlc. Which like, wow, they put all their eggs in one basket with this one.

The base game had some pretty gnarly stuff tho, I LOVE limbo. And the music?? Holy shit its amazing, but it was also so corny that it wrapped around to being funny. It was like.. such a typical 2000s edgy game era game ??? Idk how to explain it.

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The very humble Dermis who is not normal about Pavel Morozov.

Artyom is a stronger man than me, I would've been copped a feel the moment Pavel asked to be boasted up.

I also have like.. ass shots, I gotta be honest man 😭 gay guy surrounded by men? Yeah, this is a dream come true. Just like S.T.A.L.K.E.R guuuhh Nimble 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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PLEASE BRING ZAPPA HOME PLEASE 8M BEGIING YOU PLEASE PLEASE OKEASE PLEASE I WANT SAPPA DASISKAE PLEASE GIVE HIM TO KE I NEED HIM

Annnyyywaaaay. Call me a loser but Everytime I think about falling on harmful habits I remember Robo Ky is coming and lock in. Or I imagine either Robo Ky or Chaos calling me “cringe” for wanting to do not healthy things and then I’m like…

> holy fuck I am cringe, thanks guys ^_^ !

The guys are the voices in my head. Happy chaos and Robo Ky continue to be my comfort characters whenever I’m geeking. They haven’t patched this coping mechanism yet, trust.

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Im gonna get really hateful in this rant, im sorry guys but im getting pissed off.

Guys... I dont give a fuck about lolishotacons. I dont CARE if you wanna bang a 1000 year old dragon anime girl bc its ANIME, ITS NOT REAL, I DONT CARE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING I DO. when my friends say some shit like "dont worry bc theyre not actually—" stop. Okay. Do NAWT speak for me.

Like my closest friend (hika, they the goat and you guys should follow them on here and twt cuz their art is so peak) is a ddlg nsfw fetish artist who met me bc i drew shota Carlos from hit game Resident Evil. And I hate that im surrounded by hypocrites on twt bc you like outlast trials bro. Talking bout some "its so gro—" your favorite character is incestuous please shut the fuck up.

Like ppl on twt are sooooo irritating and stupid, use your brains bro, please. Like every dark game is weird to the 'normal' people but you all want something to be better than. "Dol is so weird" doesn't your favorite canonically molest and rape victims he kidnapped for his weird torture facility?

You like noncon, ageplay, age gap, gore, and incest but when I do it with MY favorite characters who aren't even from dark media suddenly its bad. Go to hell.

And my friend tried to say on call "dont worry all the characters from Kunio are at least 18" brother I couldn't care if they were 15, they're literally 8 bit pixels, but apparently no one can separate perverted fantasies from real life. Like YES. I want Ryuji and Ryuichi to be incestuous and I want Todo to be a brat with an older boyfriend, who CARES theyre FUCKING COOKIES !!! THEYRE FUCKING COOKIES !!! And the concept of losing an entire friendship for this bs if fucking mental. Anyway.

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No hate to anyone when I say this.

When I found out people write fanfics where Happy Chaos is nice and fluffy I was genuienly so confused bc Chaos sharing a sentence with "fluff" just doesn't make sense to me.

Like out of all the gg characters to make a warm fic with you chose... chaos?

The same guy who committed acts of terrorism and only does shit if it amuses him? Like sure, he could be nice but..? I dont see him being nice because he genuienly cares. Like even with Asuka hes a bit of an asshole and they go way back?

Again, nothing wrong with it, write what you want idc and you shouldn't either, but it gives me personal whiplash.

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I saw sin for the first time and I bit my lower lip cuz hes so hot.

BUT THEN MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS LIKE 5 AND I AUDIBLY GASPED. I DONT WANNA BE A SHOTACON??? which, no hate to the shotacons, may your shotas be plenty as long as they're FICTIONAL. But none of my friends are chill like me, so like I really like sin but I don't want my friends to turn on me and tell me to kill myself and call me a predator or whatever. Over a definitely realistic looking five year old, like okay.

Sometimes I hate censoring myself for my friends, but its either that or we wont be friends anymore, and genuienly I'd rather go back to slicing myself open than losing my friends. But I think they already suspect I dont care much for the whole discourse thing bc I openly interact with a reimob shipper.

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"I cant wait to play Asuka after class today !!!!"

>I was the brutally stabbed multiple times.

Oouuuhhhfff how do you guys do it tho lowkey. Asuka mains are so awesome and weirdly enough I have more control playing Asuka compared to when I used to main chipp, but its so hard not to start freaking out when your shield goes away. Like... bro my bones are made out of paperrrr 😭please im new gen !!!! In a game thats all about pressure, its difficult for me to survive it. Im good at giving pressure tho I think?

Also, Asuka is actively making me actually plan and not spam, which may be why I'm actually doing better with him. Im sorry actually good gaymers but I was a.... gulp... spammer... as chipp at least.

And I STILL dont know what the wands do. I have all his spell cards memorized, the inputs for chanting and summoning but you ask me what the wand does and suddenly im pondering. Like fr what does it do???

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted talk, alphas. Swag mode.