#nefariousalpaca

[pretty-pebbles]

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hi babe i feel the same way

[kata-chthonia]

You analogy was so on pointe that I had to put my phone down and jump around grinning it was so perfect thank you

Thank you :)

[pretty-pebbles]

who the fuck u callin loser

You ya fucking nerd taking selfies in the library

[pretty-pebbles]

hey motherducker

is this for that ask game thing

im fucking do it even if its not

1. first impression: idk we were like 7?? tbh I was probably like “shit she likes to read too this is awesome” idk ahha ho did we become friends

2. truth is: i  question how your outfits are always on  point like wtf you cutie

3. how old do you look: ngl sometimes you look like a mom but most of the time you look like youre in your 20s

4. have you ever made me laugh: no you have never made me laugh ever and i def didnt pee my pants one time from laughing at your jokes

5. have you ever made me mad: tbh yeah sometimes when i’m pmsing your constant worrying make me mad but like 99% of the other time i appreciate it

6. best feature: your baby-soft skin also your eyes haha this is hella gay 

7. have i ever had a crush on you: nah you’re like my sister and that’d be incest

8. you’re my: best friend 4 lyfe

9. name in my phone: for a long time it was ‘sue-z’ just cuz it annoyed you although i think i got rid of most of the funny/weird names because people were questioniing them when the names would pop up on my phone

10. should you post this too: um i don’t really know what this means but i think it means should you do this for me and hell yeah you should

[floralls]

Hey I just wanted to say that your blog is one of my favorite blogs on this entire site. :3

Gosh! i am honored, thank you so much hun <3

[obvious-apostate]

nefariousalpaca said: Dude that’s me everyday haha

ha, it was disturbing! Like, no, brain what are you doing.

Still, at least I didn't think I could hack the traffic lights.

[pretty-pebbles]

first impression: nice quiet girl current impression: nerd who likes gay kpop boys aint nobody shamin tho im guilty too HA guess who

is this lindsay 

although im also picking up a heidi vibe from this

tbh it could even be susie

probs not susie tho

[obvious-apostate]

I'm a really good whistler- like, weirdly good. It's really funny actually haha

one time in a computers class in like grade seven or something i had to sneeze and i didn’t want to because the teacher was talking so i tried to hold it in but i couldn’t and i tried to stop it but it was too late and it ended up being some weird noise that kinda sounded like a really loud, low moo. and everyone stopped and looked at me and it was clearly just a traumatic thing for shy lil me since I still remember all these years later.