nerdherd

i was that girl who was obsessed with horses in elementary school... melissa, 29, she/they

[donnerpartyofone]

I need a shirt or hat that says DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME

[avantgarden-er]

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[penandinkprincess]

while we're talking hollanov under the influence of medication (is the only one talking about it), i'm laughing about the idea of shane half-expecting ilya to just be even MORE flirty when he's high on painkillers or coming out of sedation

and instead man is AGGRESSIVELY faithful

unhand him ✋ he is MARRIED ✋ (they are literally just trying to take his vitals) hands OFF!! his husband is gorgeous and will NOT appreciate this!!! (he says this to *shane* who is trying to help him back into actual clothes)

shane has to leave to let anya out and just gets a picture from svetlana of ilya curled up in the hospital bed smiling at a full screen picture of shane on his phone. literally the only way he would chill out and relax.

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya unknowingly flirting with his husband through the medium of his husband is SO fucking funny

and the idea of his brain suddenly going !! my shane!!! once they're in Proper Shane Context is KILLING ME

[papayajuan2019]

i feel like one singular sesame seed. in this big wide world.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[pretty-pebbles]

People love to make Shane femme and Ilya butch because they loveee to make femme bottoms. Shane is a butch I’m sorry she does not care about presenting as feminine at all. Maybe when she was closeted but that’s it.

Ilya on the other hand…

[its-a-seikret]

Tbh I don't understand anyone who denies their favorite character's flaws and acts like they've never done anything wrong when that is like consistently the most interesting part of any character ever

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

[charl0ttan]

social energy life hacks

[charl0ttan]

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[loveridden1999]

[sweatermuppet]

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[kosmogrl]

“accept you can’t control everything” NOOOOOO

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]