*A three tiered cake with too many unlit dynamite sticks are jammed in the frosting. There's a banner that says "Happy Birthday! May this year go off with a bang!" hanging over it.*
Many days and nights of trying and failing to sneak off with the birthday treat would have to pass before Jamie finally got a chance to light it up. Of course, he’d brought Roo with him for the big Ka-Boom! ...He’s a ‘Rat too, after all. And what ‘Rat doesn’t enjoy a good explosion every now and then? Or all the time?
It was tough getting past Hog’s radar, and he’ll more than definitely get in trouble for this, but damn is it gonna be worth it!!
“In 5!” The cake has been set outside, a.. ‘good enough’ distance from the house (and the field of always-live landmines,) and the many frosting-dirtied fuses have been lit with as little time in between as he could manage.
“4!” In all honesty, the two of them should be much further away from the soon-to-explode dessert. Junkrat’s positioned them behind a sheet of scrap metal lodged securely in the sandy ground, but with how much damage said cover has taken it’s a fair assumption to say he’s used it for just such a purpose many times before. So it’ll be fine! Probably!
“...3!” He’s jittering already. It feels like way too long since he last got to enjoy a good explosion. Citrine eyes are locked on the burning fuses, counting down numbers relative to how long until it blows than any actual measurement of passing time. It’s not a timer-rigged bomb, after all.
The dynamite blows before he can finish counting. Not that it matters– he’s likewise burst into a maniacal fit of laughter. He was right. It was worth it! Charred ‘shrapnel’ spattered across the area surrounding– the onlooking ‘Rats included. What a delicious explosion it was!~ And the burnt bits of cake weren’t bad tastin’ either!
