“ i binge watch these videos every time i need to reset my mind so holding this board ? this is an absolute honor ... ― hi guys , my name’s zoya wylie and this is wired’s autocomplete interview ! ” @nepofminspo
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 ?
“ zoya wylie is ... a little gal ! she's me . i honestly don't know how to answer that question but i guess if you googled that , you already know . hi , i'm zoya . i hope this isn’t a disappointment ? ”
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 ?
“ well , the family tree is quite big . i guess you'd know about my dad , richard wylie . i'm also related to daniel wylie , if you'd like to hear about someone less old and wrinkly . sorry dad , that's on you and not listening to my skincare advices . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘂𝗽 𝘁𝗼 ?
“ right now ? i don’t think i can name anyone . i love van gogh though ? i used to look up a lot to selena gomez while growing up as well . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼 ?
“ zoya wylie listens to everything and everyone . it’s true , i love music so you can spot me at arctic monkeys concert one night and it’s a beyonce concert the other . but i’ll always love tame impala deeply . kevin , if you’re watching this ( you’re not , but if you are ! ) ― i’m really sorry for embarrassing myself the one time we met . it haunts me to this day . i love the 1975 as well and i’m a die - hard swiftie , proud of it too . ”
𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 ?
“ wow , thank you for trying to look this up . i don’t know the last time someone asked me this , ― just kidding . i’m good . i’ve just seen the 1975 a few days ago in la , i’m still feeling very homesick over that show . ”
𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 ?
“ through a mutual friend i guess ? you can try dming me on instagram , i might see it & respond but i think your chances are higher on twitter , i go on tweet sprees a lot . i walk a lot too , you can spot me at central park , i love hanging there . ”
𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 ?
“ she’s five feet and six inches . a little bit more in heels but if you see me in them , just know it’s against my will . ”
𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 ?
“ i wasn’t . i was born into it , there’s that . a blessing and a curse , more of a blessing for some . there is nothing i could be discovered for anyways , unless i’d be cancelled on my stan account which i would definitely have , if i wasn’t your nepo baby of the month . ”
𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗮 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲 ?
“ i'm a brunette , actually . you can still find my pictures online with my natural hair color since i started dying my hair just a few years ago . apparently , blondes have more fun . ”
𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 ?
“ single and ready to mingle , baby ! i'm not and i haven't been for a while now , neither i'm planning to be in one so if you ever hear anything , it's not true . ”
𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿 ?
“ oh my god , no . i can see why this question is being asked ; it's the blondes thing , right ? we're not related but i'm relieved to admit we're good friends . admit , because he refused to acknowledge our friendship for a while but the theories were true , guys . it was , indeed , nate's annoying laugh in all my instagram stories . he was just camera shy . ”
𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 ?
“ ah shit , love . out with the big guns , innit ? depends what you consider love , i guess ? am i in love with my cats ? deeply . am i in love with pasta butter ? i know all of the italians will cancel me by the time this video is up , but i am . if that's your definition on love , then i guess i am . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 ?
“ i'm a little distant . it's a lot of layers , i have to admit it . you might not like me at first when we meet , i'll tell you that . i don't really do a lot of small talks and neither participate in them , it's really hard for me to trust strangers but if we get past that then hey ! i can be funny sometimes . i like to think i'm a nice person and a good friend , i just take time . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲'𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗰 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 ?
“ i'm a virgo and that's all i can tell you . i was born on august 31st if you ever want to figure out the rest but that's all i know . i've seen others do these interviews , like ‘i'm a pisces and we're known to be vulnerable’ or whatever shit , me ? i can't even tell you that . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 ?
“ i'm assuming you're talking about my most recent bad boy . it says ‘the divine feminine’ , which is just an appreciation to my favourite album by mac miller . it's such a work of art . we miss you . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 ?
“ that's a ... very random question to look up . i'd be scared if you'd find any right answer to this . but hey , right now i'm doing this interview in some studio in new york . i don't even know where it is , i've been brought here in a black van , eyes covered . real story . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 ?
“ new york baby ! i know why this question is searched up , though . i get this a lot , mainly because of the name . my mom isn't american , that's why i'm zoya and not ... madison or whatever . i guess it makes me hard to forget , right ? ... right ? ”
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲 ?
“ so there's this misspread that i went to harvard , i haven't . i went to yale for a short period of time , i studied media and then i decided college is boring and dropped out . don't go my path , kids , complete your education . don't be a disappointment to your parents like i am . the spot is taken . ”
𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘄 ?
“ as in , mentally ? i think you could say i'm healing . it's ... a process , so give me a second . ― scratch that ! the camera man just told me you might've asked for a place . i'm in new york . might be in italy by the time this video drops , you never know . ”
“ i don't like how these questions are asked in a third person because i want to keep answering them in a third person , but i'm not about to become an internet's meme . anyways , what do we have here ... ”
𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ?
“ if you want me to ? i'm not a professional dancer for sure , you won't catch me at dancing with the stars but i go to parties a lot , so i could pull out a move or two . it's not a good one but yeah . i will dance if needed . ”
𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝘁 ?
“ i have two cats . one is a white siberian cat , he just turned two and his name is fiyero . you probably know him , he always steals the show on my instagram stories . and i just got a new baby , her name is zara . she's six months old and she's a grey sphynx . i still want to adopt a dog . ”
𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 ?
“ so , you won't catch me in public with glasses but i do wear them when i'm doing anything on my laptop . but that's it . ”
𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺 ?
“ as every other young adult in 2022 , i do . i don't think i'd be doing this interview if i didn't . it's @zoyawylie , dm me your cats pictures . ”
𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘇𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 ?
“ oh my god , this is so funny . i'm surprised this is still up , did his manager already contacted google to remove this search ? as much as it'd be fun to answer this any other way , no . we never dated . we're friends , maybe even good friends if this is what you're searching on the web . ”
𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 ?
“ like full on deleted my account ? no , never . i do a social media cleanse every once in a while though and delete apps from my phone . it's good for me , gives my brain a rest . i found it working better then setting up a timer on my apps because i just ended up turning it off . ”
𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘇𝗼𝘆𝗮 𝘄𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 ?
“ my pr manager hates me for it and he makes sure he mentions it every single time there's an important event coming up that i just can't screw up . i did , a couple of times . it wasn't like a cat fight or anything . and i was mostly arguing with daniel , you know . all laughs and jokes , your daily siblings fights . ”
“ so i guess that would be it for the web's most searched up questions . thank you so much for having me , WIRED , it was a blast . make sure you subscribe to the channel and watch my friends answering their most searched questions in the playlist below , it's probably called nepo babies or something like that . stream midnights by taylor swift and have an amazing day ! ”
