Aug 13, 2021
You ever think about what kinds of dates Wallis and Purple must have gone on?
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You ever think about what kinds of dates Wallis and Purple must have gone on?
My sister is a nerd. She finds a fandom and clings to its every detail in her impeccable memory. She is also navigating the dating world 🌍 which in my opinion is the roughest world in existence.
So we are talking about a date she had Her- So he said on his profile that he was LOTR fan. And I’m like okay cool! Blah blah blah…more LOTR related things.
Unnamed man-oh I’d like to live in a hobbit hole, but we couldn’t plant anything on top of the hobbit hole.
Her- Well that is kinda the point it works with the root system of said plants
Him- yea but it would structurally mess up the hobbit hole
Her(inner voice) -well this idiot doesn’t know ANYTHING about how to build a hobbit hole!!!
I then proceeded to die because she telling this story while I’m driving her home!
Lessons
If you claim to be a fan know the details.
If the structural integrity of your hobbit hole is in question due to root systems you’ve built it wrong.
My sister will show you how to build a sound hobbit hole.
My mom: Be careful on your date, sweetie
Me: Yes, the darkened interior of the planetarium, anything could happen
I took a boy to an art museum today. He was brought to near tears because of a wooden room from the early 1600s. It was a good day.
So I mentioned that the library downtown has a ton of original manuscripts of music and stuff, and so bae decided that we'll be going on a date to the public library one of these days.
"One date for Star Wars: The Force Awakens Please"
ISO: a date willing to go to the midnight (first) showing of the new episode of Stars Wars. Requirements: 1. Shares the popcorn and doesn’t eat to much of it. 2. Will not speak to me in the middle of Star Wars unless it is Star Wars relate this doesn’t include questions (save those for end if you got them💁🏻) 3. Doesn’t try to “make a move” one me during Star Wars 4. Has seen the other episodes (in correct order) 5. And will like it no matter what happens and how bad it really was because it will be incapable of being a bad movie 6. Male applicants only 😉👫 These are my demands and requirements Leave your applications by emailing and or message me before December 17th at 10:30pm CST
me and pi going to amsterdam
me: "oh and there's an interactive science museum for kids!"
pi: "!!!"
me: "yes we're going"
Okay so I feel like I'm kind of smitten with this dumb dork I reconnected with over Halloween. He keeps suggesting trashy nerd dates we could have and it's beautiful. He wants to take me on a fall hike and have a picnic.