What do you call slutty algae ?
A. A protistute
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What do you call slutty algae ?
A. A protistute
How do you code an elephant? One byte at a time.
This one time I was sitting in the nurses office and looking at the posters and saw one for epilepsy and I was also reading Julius Caesar. So I turned to my friend lily and went “Julius Caesar? More like Julius Seizure…bc he has epilepsy get it??” And it was the worst and best thing I’ve ever said in my life
Back during the dinosaur era, 1,000 pterodactyls simultaneously eating would have been a ptera-bite
You really shouldn't slouch
It's bad for your spline
I hate friction, it's such a drag
A white bear and a brown bear fall into water, which dissolves first?
The white one since it's polar.
You're living, you occupy space, you have mass. You know what that means?
You matter.