The Parasolverse Read-A-Long Workout Challenge
Brought to you by Agent Trash Panda and Agent C. Pigeon.
For each time you decide to rereading the Parasolverse and want to work out, too. Mix and Match!
5 jumping jacks every time Akeldama uses italics
+5 jumping jacks if it's used for a nickname
10 crunches every time Alexia sticks her nose in other people's business
10 squats every time Ivy wears a ridiculous hat
10 pushups every time a werewolf gets into a fight
10 lunges every time lefoux flirts with Alexia
20 chair dips every time a side character shows up where they aren't supposed to be
30 second planks when a named character dies (undeath does not count)
10 hip raises every time it gets Gay
20 mountain climbers whenever Sophronia is mentioned in passing
10 bicycles whenever a character of color is annoyed at white ignorance
5 burpees every time prim and tasherit should kiss and THEY DON’T
20 step ups every time a character meets their soul mate
10 second superman every time pseudo-science happens
10 leg lifts when Alexia ships someone
10 calf raises when Alexia/Conall refer to each other as “wife/husband”
10 arm punches every time Conall gets his panties in a bunch about Lefoux flirting with Alexia
10 side kicks every time someone gets turned
10 lateral leaps every time Scotland and/or a Scottish accent is mentioned (does not include a Scottish character talking in a Scottish accent)
10 v sits every time Biffy fixes something / makes something pretty
10 donkey kicks each time tea is mentioned (+5 if tea is used in espionage)
10 plank jacks every time Akeldama wears something fabulous
15 foot Gruncho Walk every time there is a horrible sex line/allusion to sex
10 high knees every time a supernatural character (or Rue) rips their clothes for the change
10 biceps curls (or similar) every time someone uses an Anubis form
10 lying down leg raises every time there's an Easter egg
10 leg scissors every time the God Breaker Plague is mentioned
1 min plank for the exorcised ghosts
10 sitting twists every time Rue steals someone's shape without asking
20 windsheild wipers every time something happens that make you go GODDAMNIT GAIL