Still not tagging anyone because i'm lazy as fuck
Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 10 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let then know you tagged them
Tagged by: nerdfightingtardis
1. Have you made any good resolutions for this year / what do you hope to achieve before the end of 2013?
To pass my exams and go to england.
2. If you could drink tea with a living person you have never met, who would you choose?
I wanted to say David Bowie but he doesn't like tea... So... i don't know... maybe Stephen Fry.
3. What house are you? (Harry Potter)
I'm a proud Ravenclaw. :)
4. A guilty pleasure you agree to share with the internet?
One direction.
5. Have you ever written or started writing a book or anything (poems…)?
I wrote a short story when I was 13. And some fanfics.
6. Tell me a joke you love.
A masochist, a sadist, a murderer, a zoophilous man, a pyromaniac and a necrophiliac are starting to get bored. "Let's fuck the cat," suggest the zoophilous man. "Yes! Let's fuck it and then torture it!" says the sadist. "What a good idea! We fuck it, we torture it and then we kill it!" the murderer add. "We fuck it, we torture it, we kill it and we fuck it again!" happily says the necrophiliac. "And after fucking it, torturing it, killing it and fucking it, we put it on fire!". They're all very proud of there ideas and then ask the masochist: "and you? don't you have any idea?". And then the masochist says "meow".
7. Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie?
Boooth. But Fry because he is kind of a god.
8. Any languages you would like to learn?
Russian (i already know a bit but not enough), German, Japanese, Finnish, Gaelic... and basically almost every language actually!
9. Give me some advice: one feel-good movie, one feel-good book and one feel-good song or album.
Pitch Perfect. I can't think of any feel good book though. And I gonna give you better than a feel-good song, i'm gonna give you a feel-good music video. Enjoy.
10. Your views on God (not on religion) in a nutshell. Yes that’s a hard one to end with!
I don't think he exists but if he does I'm not friend with the guy. I don't like him. He is a shitty father. And I hate shitty parents. And Lucifer (if he exists too) was perfectly right to rebel. No satanist. (that was a joke) (okay i should go to sleep).
