I bought & read Wild Space because of your reviews. Thank you for introducing me to this book. I thought I was prepared... I was not. Wild Space is a melodramatic delight.
Haha, I’m glad you liked it! Wild Space is, frankly, incredible. It’s everyone in PT-era Star Wars, cranked up to 11. I know I say this every time I talk about this book, but like...my God, just...all of it.
Obi-Wan being almost killed on every page and ALWAYS being like “nah it’s fine I’m fine I was briefly possessed and also blown up but I can just tuck my spleen back in and throw a Band-Aid on it, no one worry about me, let’s focus on what is clearly most important: IS ANAKIN OK” while Anakin is having his 700th tantrum of the day about how no one cares about his problems enough (while every single major character proceeds to worry about Anakin and his problems in at least one chapter each) as Padme braids his hair and feeds him grapes in bed while fretting about what a Delicate Fragile Lamb Who Would Never Hurt Anyone Except For All Those People He Hurt that Anakin is.
Anakin and Padme are the BEST WORST COUPLE EVER in this book and I am forever living for it. Like, they would feed each other at the dinner table while calling each other pet names. The only times Anakin is not 1000% Consumed By Blinding Love and Deep Romantic Yearning For Padme are moments like the time where he thinks Obi-Wan’s been killed, at which point he basically stops mid-makeout to damn near leap off Padme’s balcony to go find him, and Padme’s entire reaction is, essentially, “that’s fair.”
Yoda taking the time to meddle with 19-year-old dumbass Anakin’s love life like 20 minutes after they find out that the Republic got a clone army made for Mysterious Reasons, his old apprentice chopped Anakin’s arm off, AND A FUCKING WAR STARTED. Obi-Wan and Padme arguing about which one of them loves Anakin best. Bail Organa gazing at Obi-Wan while he does Hot Shirtless Yoga. THAT TIME THE BOOK BASICALLY SAYS WITHOUT EXPLICITLY SAYING SO THAT OBI-WAN WAS WALKING AROUND THE SHIP NUDE WHILE HE WAS DOING HIS LAUNDRY. ANAKIN DAYDREAMING ABOUT HOW HE AND PADME SHOULD “SHOW OBI-WAN THE POWER OF LOVE”.
One time Anakin comes to the Jedi Council with Insane Shocking Information, and when Depa Billaba has the audacity to ask him if he’s sure about the veracity of this information (by basically just saying “really? are you sure?” which seems like a fair reaction to Shocking Information), he goes off about how NONE OF YOU BELIEVE ME OR OBI-WAN EVEN THOUGH HE’S AMAZING AND ALMOST DIED FOR YOU PEOPLE GOD I HATE THIS FAMILY. At one point he thinks to himself, essentially, that because none of the Council has ever Known the Touch of a Woman like he has, they don’t understand anything. (As an aside, this is 12,000% funnier to me if we assume that this book plays in the same universe as canon, where the Jedi are not required to be celibate. Because you know Anakin would just ASSUME no one else but him in the entire Order has ever had The Sex like he has.) (Sorry, MADE LOVE.) Like fifteen minutes after this outburst, Yoda’s like “let’s give that kid his own battle group” while Mace Windu tries to understandably will himself into another dimension.
Obi-Wan wakes up screaming Anakin’s name at least once in the book. Ahsoka spends pretty much all of her time in a constant state of “...so this is my legal guardian, huh?” as Anakin either yells at someone or is practically unable to function because he’s so full of Wistful Feelings about Obi-Wan, Padme, OR ARTOO. Sheev is somehow EVEN MORE of a huge asshole and spends the entire book rubbing his hands together while daydreaming about how great it’s gonna be when he kills all these people. Also we find out he used to race space hot rods.
All this, AND that time that the WHOLE ASS JEDI TEMPLE shows up to watch Obi-Wan and Anakin have a ridiculous, homoerotic sparring match that involves Anakin getting his ass slapped, AND culminates with Anakin almost going supernova from happiness because Obi-Wan touched his face and told him he was good, while Ahsoka is so touched by this scene that she almost cries on Anakin’s behalf.
That book is a MASTERPIECE, OK. TCW should have animated the entire thing.