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[tjalexandernyc]

I just finished reading Triple Sec (and Second Chances in New Port Stephen, before that). I had to come here and say thank you for your service writing EXCELLENT queer sex scenes! 🫡

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You're very welcome

[beansprean]

“Not sure if this is my style…”

Tbh a lot of y’all asked for this but I literally could not do this concept better than rock and riot so I drew chelseys girls whoops

Ok but pls pls pls read @rockandriotcomic

[belwrites]

J for Holsom, S for NurseyDex, K for whoever you want!

J is for Jack Off, S is for Stamina, and K is for Kink! Send me a prompt!

Oh boy. This is gonna get long.

We’re gonna go in alphabetical order here, starting with holsom and the letter J.

These two 100% jerk off in the same room, sometimes (more often than not, tbh) at the same time. Like, if we’re being real, about half the time they end up in Holster’s bunk together, panting into each other’s necks and whispering absolutely filthy things to each other as they get off. Jerking off together, weirdly enough, doesn’t fall into that weird “we’re ashamed but we’re not” space that their romantic feelings and the rest of their sexual history does, and they’re more than happy to help a bro out without it getting weird, y’know? It’s not sex if you were jerking off in the first place, and your bro just gave you a Helping Hand.

Since you gave me free range for K, I’m gonna ramble a little bit, because my gut instinct was to do zimbits, and while there’s been plenty said about how Nasty™️ these boys are, I feel like there’s never enough. 

Bitty, while less experienced in the bedroom in general, has a lot more theoretical knowledge, because look. Even if he had never actually said the words “I’m gay” out loud before Shitty, boy knew, for a while. And, like, yeah, kinky gay porn can get pretty scary, but Bitty isn’t dumb, he’s done his research, and it’s not really like that. So he knows A Lot about sex. And, like, wouldn’t mind trying a thing or two (or ten). Really, he’d try anything once. 

And Jack, well – here’s the thing. When you’re sixteen-seventeen-eighteen in a really toxic masculinity homophobic environment (i.e. Juniors) you’re not gonna be rushing in for full-on buttsex, y’know? He and Kent definitely fooled around – we’re talking like, probably blowjobs, maaaaybe some rimming if they got a little nasty one night but in general, their sex was pretty sloppy and quick and not super in-depth. So, like, yes, technically, Jack has “done more” than Bitty (especially when it comes to sex with ladies but that’s a post for a different day) but he doesn’t really know a ton about it. So when they start getting a little freaky with each other, and Bitty suggests handcuffs, more in-depth restraints, orgasm denial, D/S stuff (very carefully negotiated)… it’s like he’s brand new at the sex thing all over again.

Okay, now for nurseydex and Stamina, hoo boy. I am totally coming off just having read this ficlet this morning but Dex has a lot of pent-up energy that sometimes (oftentimes) gets released in his shouty angry moods, but sometimes it just gets channeled right into the bedroom. It’s a good thing Nursey has A Thing about getting his partners off because he wouldn’t last otherwise. We’re talking like, multiple rounds, hours long, when the mood strikes Dex, and sometimes all it takes is a cockring and a bottle of lube for Nursey to keep up with his man.

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Sucks to be starting a relationship that could be It For Me while simultaneously feeling like the world is ending.

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Being queer in a liberal bubble in the middle of a conservative county in the middle of a conservative state is like being Merry and Pippin the Lord of the Rings, I think.

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My tumblr is a teen.

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This is how it felt to get my top Spotify artists revealed one at a time.

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These are the books I read this year! There were a few duds, but overall, I really loved reading some incredible queer narratives and revisiting some stories I loved as a teen. Any recommendations for 2022 are welcome!