what would happen if the foxes got their wisdom teeth out ??
guy this would be hilarious thank u anon
okay so dan would take it like a badass and still kinda be herself. like shed still insist on practice and lay in the bleachers w the cotton in her mouth still yelling at the foxes during practice. abby tried to get her to go home and she refused and threatened to take matt’s truck and drive herself to the stadium before abby gave in and resigned to sitting by dan the whole time making her drink water
kevin would be such a drama queen like are we really surprised?? he would try to drink the night before and wymack made him stay at his apartment the night before to babysit this man child. and after it happened he’d be so confused but still to dramatic like insisting that he was dying and one time he looked in the mirror and saw his face and he started crying that he would never play again. there was no talking him down and they just had to leave him in his room for the days after and neil and andrew stayed in matt’s room
andrew wouldn’t be different. i mean this kid has got to have some cavities and cass made him go to the dentist at least once when he was with her, so he’s not afraid of the dentist, but no way in hell is he going to be under any drugs ever again so he decides to get local anethetic and it hurts more but he’s survived it and there’s no way that he’d do it another way
matt would be so cute and like i 100% believe that he would try to whisper to nicky but everyone could hear and he was just like “nicky. nicky. look at dan. she’s so beautiful. oh man she’s so amazing you know? i love her so much. can u talk to her for me? i really like her and i wanna ask her on a date” and everyone thinks it’s so cute and dan rolls her eyes but really she loves it and smiles and they end up just laying down on the couch to watch movies
when aaron gets his out he doesn’t make a big deal about it he just hides out with katelyn for a few days but she takes some videos of him and sends them to the girls bc they also need to see it.
allison took it like a boss ass bitch she kenw what to expect so she stalked up on ice cream and soup and used it as a time to get out of practice and she just had a girls’ day with dan and renee and the girls braid her hair n paint her nails bc she it makes her feel better and they start watching 10 things i hate about you bc she loves it but she started crying half way through so they swapped it to exy to make her fall asleep
renee my girl my love my life is perfect and wouldn’t need her wisdom teeth out bc god knew not to fuck her up and so she just takes care of the other foxes and loves them and laughs when they’re messed up on the drugs
nicky would also b dramatic about it but like it’s okay at least people like him more than kevin. he would just facetime erik the whole time and after he falls asleep talking to him they pick up his computer and talk to erik and laugh about nicky and when he wakes up and erik’s not on ft anymore bc it’s 2 am and the foxes shut the computer on their end he starts crying until he falls back asleep again.
neil would be fucked up. like he’s never been to the dentist and so he’s freaked out a little but he won’t say anything and so andrew goes with him and calms him down before and then after you’d think he’d stil be fucked up but NOPE he just starts roasting literally everyone. kevin had exy on when he comes back and he starts roasting all the players for being super shitty players/people and then he starts roasting kevin for being super dramatic literally ALL the time and the foxes start recording the rants and u can just mention a name and he will go off it’s so good i love it.