#ness cpucs

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Kirby: [storms into the stadium]

Kirby: Ness is being absolutely ridiculous in the dining room.

Zelda: How is this different from him being totally ridiculous in the library or the weapons room or any of the other places he's usually ridiculous?

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Naomi: What’s the most messed up game of truth or dare you’ve ever played?

Ness: I was first up and they dared me to leave and go home.

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Zelda: Blue does not fit with every color. It doesn't go with red for example

Ness: I have some blue and red striped clothes

Zelda:And if that isn't proof that those two colors should never be seen together under Heaven, I don't know what is

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Ness: Having your annual 'everyone thinks Ness is a lunatic' meeting

Zelda: It's biannual, and no, this is not that meeting

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Rosalina: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

Rosalina: A ray of hope for Ness.

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Naomi: *is insulting Ness*

Ness: Hey this isn't fair, is anyone gonna tell her to stop

Alpha: No. Think of it as good endurance training

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Alpha: You can’t set all your problems on fire.

Ness: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable!

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Ness: Whoops.

Zelda: Whoops? WHOOPS? This is not a “whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in “oh shit” territory and i expect you to act like it!