#never gets old.

[morphogenetic]

still love that I can go 'yeah one of my favorite characters in sherlock holmes' and then when people go 'like the book guy?' I get to say 'well, not exactly. I mean yes, but specifically the version from a video game where you're a lawyer from japan during the victorian/meiji era and you live in his attic'

[lorillee]

2 best genres of bulgeta fanart is bulma with a mysteriously lipstick stained vegeta and bulgeta bathtime #truthnuke

[open-wound-poetry]

nobody calls you joe or joseph just

cooper, 'cept your kids who call you

"dad" but murph doesn't say that much

anymore when you cradle her in a

tangled mess of blankets and she

sobs for you to stay, she throws your watch

away, you cannot watch her mourn,

you turn your back and slip out the door.

an' now you are 120 years old.

best case, there is someone back on earth to save

worst case, the last words your daughter said

were ones you didn't get to hear.

for a minute it doesn't matter that you're

a three dimensional thing in five of them

that you slipped into gargantua expecting death.

for a minute all that matters is you see

home for the first time in centuries

not dust and breeze of green leaves and blue sky

but the messy red hair of your little girl and

her big eyes peering curiously at the bookshelf

she can't see you behind.

you can't see her very clear anymore either:

your eyes all blurry with tears and despair and

the wobbling light of the door as your memory slips out of it.

stay, you beg. stay.

you told her you love her forever, that you're coming back:

her whole life is a few hours for you, played out in a tesseract. you leave her your love in a watch hand.

[autisticandroids]

that doesn't sound like the man i've read about on demon bathroom walls

[parkayquarts]

THIS LESBIAN BAR DOESNT HAVE A FIRE EXIT!! ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES! (what was HER problem?)

[daresplaining]

Caption: "Plunging the room into darkness, the Man Without Fear instantly takes complete command, darting, leaping, striking like a rampaging wraith...seeming to strike from everyplace at once!"

Daredevil vol. 1 #6 by Stan Lee, Wally Wood, and Sam Rosen

[yume-fanfare]

song of all time also

[horrorchats]

i still think of john every time i use the flash light app on my phone.