#nevermindthen

[itslorena03love]

Have you guys ever had a wet dream so realistic you could physically feel the dick inside you?

And then you wake up like "damn"

[currentplanningservices]

“Your co-worker already called me”

[silver-gm]

Hey guys, sorry for not posting what I prom-

[knifedgedeathmatch]

When you have plans with someone you want to see and then they change them at the last minute but call and text you all at once hours later but you miss the call because you're in the kitchen making mashed potatoes for dinner because someone at a party last night stole your debit card and you have no groceries and can't access your money to buy groceries, and then that person tells you that they are heading home because you didn't answer their phone call even though it was only like 10 minutes ago and then they say that we can just hang out another time even though you wanted to hangout today. Don't ya just hate when that happens.