Roomba Karaoke Bar
"Hello their Valued Customers, I am Charlie, your phone guy manager for Roomba Fazbenders, 2021 hasn't been the best year, and hell, neither was 2020, but I've got some good news for you!"
"If you've been in the restaurant, you might have noticed loud noises coming from the stage area. That's because we've installed a new room. So if you walk up the stairs of the stage itself after show hours end at 9 pm, you can head over to the Karaoke bar up until 1:45 am, which is closing time for the restaurant."
“It’s a small room with a bar with plenty of stools... Just watch out for Robert ( @not-robert ) epically during Christmas. Unfortunately, he’s not an official employee, so I legally can’t stop him from killing you.”
“And, of course, a karaoke machine! Where you can sing your heart out! Right next to the stage is ... Greg uh look, he will just sit there most of the time, so if you leave him be he’ll leave you alone he’s eyeless, so he can’t see anything, but he might try and steal your eyeballs so watch out.”
“Oh yeah, your bartender will be Roomba Dave, so have fun and see you on the flipside, valued customers!”
the design for the karaoke bar and Greg The Eyeless Walrus were made by my fantastic friend @lazy-charlie












