#new low

[idestroyedzecar]

can‘t believe I fell for queerbait in the big 2026

[heda-heather]

down bad crying [on the toilet because my cat used to follow me to guard my door]

[saltpepperbeard]

oh, and you know what else?

ned going, "what happened to you? what happened? you used to be a killer. but now you're just a washed-up, low-born, dirtbag" to ed?

like okay, that of course kicked stede's protectiveness into high-gear. because he himself has had to endure years and years and YEARS of being talked down to, so you can be DAMN sure no one's going to do so to his beloved.

but once again, ONCE AGAIN, it was another phantom, another notch in the "you defile beautiful things" belt. it's just another bit reinforcement to stede that he was the one to "happen" to ed. that his true self, his personality, his softness, he...was what happened to ed.

that he "brought history's greatest pirate to ruin."

so, not only did ned insult his beloved, but struck that same, terrible (and entirely untrue) chord. it was like a string really, a string that had been pulled so SO tight with no chance to relax, no chance to fix itself.

and what happens when a string is pulled put under that much tension for so long?

it snaps.

[elany]

I uh. I read. I read a fic

[anableghhhh]

I completely forgot to mention this woman at work on Valentine’s Day came in alone full of confidence and when she was done eating she asked for a pen so obviously I gave her one and she started writing on a napkin and me being nosy and bored I look over sneakily when walking past and turns out she’s writing a whole breakup on the thing. lmao imagine getting broken up with through a napkin

[wynnielovescranesntheirpartners]

crane wives memes day 51

[ducktalk]

local jerma985 fan hits a new low in a youtube comments section

[sunccubus]

I only know how to cope with bad humor so here's my rendition of what just happened:

Me: Ugh, I don't want to cook... And it's raining too heavily to go out to buy something. Maybe I'll just put an avocado on a tortilla and call it a wrap.

Tortillas burned a little.

Me: Alright... I'll just do chips and salsa then. I just have to take out some meat and-

No meat.

Me: Okay... A veggie salsa.

Cat jumps on the table and sits on my tortillas.

Me: A SALAD! CAN I HAVE A SALAD?!

Lights go out.

Me: ...In the dark... I'm having a salad in the dark.

Distant thunder.

Me:

Me:

Me: ZeuS YOU SON OF A BI-