#new phupload

[ashlettuce]

Guys what does this highly confidential piece of paper say

[zombiesmosh]

immediately thought of this

[phagon]

"i AM yaoi, i don't need it" oh how far we've come

[lmaosleepwho]

Quotes from the new Phupload

"COCK...TAILS" - literal start of the phideo

"Brazil is coming to us... in my mouth." - 0:31

"It's full, fruity, and light. *focus on Phil*" - 1:01

"Yeah. Harder, harder. Smash it." - 1:52

"Did you come? in what scenario???" - 3:01

"If you are hot as hell. Like me." - 4:47

"Oh! Actually urgh..." - 5:43

"Daniel... Eggbert." - 6:23

"We sharing asses." - 7:01

"I will get through this booze." - 7:09

"I'm gagged, but not in the gay sense." - 7:53

"(I don't even know how to quote Phil) That was my Dennark fanfiction." - 9:09

"I'll have a slutty dirty titty please." - 9:37

"The slippery nipple fest." - 9:43

"Maybe I wanna be a white girl." - 11:48

"...that's how I imagine a hot guy has breathed his smoke into my mouth." - 12:22

"hunthunthunthunthunt!" - 12:34

"Clean and sweet... not like Phil." - 16:05

"How do you feel about grapefruit juice? Generally speaking. I HATE GRAPEFRUIT" - 16:53

"That made you gay. Ass? No, the grapefruit." - 17:17

"Thick and girthy for the camera." - 18:44

"If I had some nuts in my mouth at the same time." - 19:31

"Crack the rack." - 20:27

"You've gotta commit to it, Phil. Don't complain about somebody's weird knob." - 20:38

"How many lions have you milked?" - 21:36

"Let's will that nill." - 22:05

"Double citrus piss." - 22:28 (reset the counter)

"Pineapple juice. You know what they say." - 23:03

"I'll give you some protein after you get the pineapple in..." - 23:40

"Do you like a foamy top, Phil? Yeah." - 24:11

"Is your boy old enough to drink?" - 25:26 (also Phil just saying "My boy" a few seconds earlier)

"This is a strong 12 incher." - 25:58 (And Phil deep diving on 12 inch dicks)

"...Spicy and cool. Like Dan!" followed by "You're drunk. Why are you complimenting me?" - 26:22

"Do we have a potato peeler? No. (Phil loves lying)" - 26:39

"I'm gonna finger it!" - 28:48

"You know, I've always liked you Phil. You know, since the day we met." - 30:16

"Bison or thot daughter?" - 30:57

"Posh people can get in the bin!" - 31:13

"Pingwin." - 31:46

"Two shots of vodka." - 32:22 (They're so drunk. help)

"Smells like cinnamon." - 33:05 (he says about the cinnamon stick)

This took so long oml

[fallbeforeyoufly]

phil spent like 2 hours in that fancy ass hotel and was like fuck i miss my phusband i need him here rn. god i love them so much

[bonesinbines83]

I CANNOT beleive people are hating on dan and phil for the new video. It was funny?? If youre soooo distressed by the thought of them even being poly or going on dates with other people WHEN THEY ARE THE ONES WHO AGREED TO MAKE IT? You are the issue not them……

[imlaurens]

I would laugh at them for the horrible flirting but I can't do much better tbf

[giacwise]

C’mon boys, we ought to buy you some clocks