Nov 16, 2025
I do not have newts but I did make some carbonara if you want some of that instead
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What's in the carbonara....
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I do not have newts but I did make some carbonara if you want some of that instead
What
What's in the carbonara....
I'm so glad I'm obsessed with newts and not with being thin......so much more rewarding in truth
my man on some other shit just heard him fall in a minecraft mine and go "YEEOWCH!!!"
this t shirt came to me in a dream
Theseus: As your wingman it's my sworn duty to help you hook up with anyone you wish
Graves: alright (points to newt) i want that one
Theseus: you piECE OF SHIT
Newt is my roommate’s cats name does that count at all?
Hm
On account of The Paws Go Like That, it is permitted
Here's a newt.
Polite!
Our West coast queen, the rough-skinned newt
Dance for me, ballerina