gimme whatever texts u want for GARTH whom im too lazy to get on
Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text
SENT TO: lightning mcqueenif i didn’t think that you’d hold the knowledge over my head or throw it out at the drop of a hat during an argument, i’d definitely confide in you about what my powers consist ofSENT TO: lightning mcqueenthanks for not prying, thoughSENT TO: lightning mcqueenyou’ll probably find out soon enoughSENT TO: lightning mcqueenthat sounded really ominousSENT TO: lightning mcqueeni just mean that i think we’re growing closer as friends and if i forget that you once told me you “deal in secrets” you’d be leagues more trustworthy already
Send me !! for a threatening text
SENT TO: lightning mcqueenat this point it’s clear you value the feeling of fleeting moral superiority that comes from brash, tacky insults over any semblance of camaraderie that could be wrought from the EFFORTLESS task of simply not immediately mudslinging the second your intelligence is vaguely questionedSENT TO: lightning mcqueenbut i guess if you need an incentive to work toward the latter: i’ll become more of a nuisance if you don’tSENT TO: lightning mcqueenget over yourself and look at the bigger picture
Send me ?? for a strange/vague text
SENT TO: lightning mcqueenhe’s doing it again
Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text
SENT TO: lightning mcqueenit feels wrong to be in a state of distrust with augustus SENT TO: lightning mcqueenhe’s claimed to work overtime most of the week but every time i call his office it either goes to his secretary or there’s a brief moment of disconnect while the line redirects to someplace else, and he picks upSENT TO: lightning mcqueenwhat do we make of this
i didn’t have time earlier but because garth isn’t boasting about her good deed i’ll have to make the post in her stride: she brought me takeout earlier since i couldn’t leave the site for lunch and i’m forever in her debt
