#nice ghost

[elfenbensord]

there's a ghost singing opera outside my house

[thehangryhufflepuff]

Chill Ghost Story

So story time! When I was about 9 to 15 years old my family had two tvs in opposite sides of the house that had different breakers and none of us had a universal remote.

They would BOTH turn on at 5:31 PM and the channels would change just in time for King Of the Hill. If a TV was already on but on the wrong channel it would just change channels.

If we all went out for family night, then came home after the TVs would be on. Out in the country, no close neighbors neighbors who would have a universal remote, much less ones in a distance that would actually REACH our TV. So obviously I concluded it was a ghost which I fondly named "Couch potato Bob." Never saw any other signs of them but I know there was a ghost just coming to chill with us after a long day, which was nice for my days home alone.

Occasionally I remember and miss Couch Potato Bob. He did not stop turning on the TVs, even when we got a new one, but when Family Guy took King of the Hill's time slot it was maybe 3 weeks later that the TVs stopped turning on.

I miss Bob on my lazy couch potato days and hope they're doing okay.

[martinaphillips]

Ghost in the Bathroom

Paul was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.  Nothing was out of the ordinary.  Suddenly the toilet flushed by it’s self.  It was a little creepy.  The flush had no explanation.  If it was some type of ghost, at least it was courteous.

“It did smell in here,” he thought.

Then the door shut suddenly.  Again no explanation.  Still Steve thought nothing of it.

“It was cold in here,” thought Paul.

Then out of nowhere Paul’s pants were pulled down by themselves.  He stopped brushing and stood still.

He thought, “Where is this going?’

[coochiekrab]

the ghost in my room back home is so nice and he takes care of me like??? did someone message me and i forgot to reply?? he flashes the screen until i notice!!! my laptop’s screen is too bright/too dark and im straining my eyes???? he adjusts it for me!!!!!!! did i forget to turn on my alarm clock?? he reminds me by making it flash or setting it off at odd times!! did i forget to shower?? he is the one who drops all the shampoo bottles and i have to go down and pick them all back up. did i forget my medication today?? he tips over the bottles 4 me..................he even sings in french (???) for me!!!!!!!!!! hes v sweet and curious!!!!!

[fuckingidiotassholemotherfucker]

if I ever haunted someone I would probably end up cleaning their house for them and help cook dinner I will be a nice ghost

[finding-the-bliss]

Who cleaned my whole house?? Like why is everything so neat and organized? My family is always gone for work. And why did they only washed my laundry but nobody else's? If this is some cleaning ghost, thank you!

[bestgoatever-blog-blog]

Ghosts are pussies

So apparently 61% of Americans believe in ghosts. Which is...? I dunno. Insane in my book. But that's besides the point - I'm curious as to why people would fear ghosts in the first place. I mean, beyond Casper every portrayal of ghosts has been scary. Like all ghosts are mean, & their only purpose is to haunt houses and scare people. But what about the nice ghosts? Where's the ghost that feeds your dog, or mows the lawn? What happened to that nice man who worked @ Ace Hardware, got in a horrible car accident, and just kinda fixes things around the house...as a ghost? Either way, y'all are fucking crazy. There is no proof of ghosts, but plenty of evidence suggesting people believe in dumb shit, & @ times have auditory/visual hallucinations.

[kyogreismyspiritanimal]

Nice Ghosts

I love knowing friend's house is haunted, and all I tell her as her book flies off her shelf is, "HOLY SHATITTIES" and "sleep well my child"