Hey guys here’s a big block of text about the muppets (headcanons)
- Scooter and Walter go to cons together 100% (gonzo and rizzo sometimes come too but they got banned from most cons so it’s a little difficult)
- Kermit takes Robin, Tug, Molly, and Boo to sesame street whenever he goes, they are close with a lot of the ppl there :)
- Bert and Ernie babysits the four a lot, they see Bert and Ernie as their uncles
- Gonzo and Robin have a sibling relationship (they fight a lot)
- You know what fuck you, Nigel’s a fraggle now
- He’s boring af and didn’t like being a fraggle so he ran away into outer space and became a conductor (he hides his tail and nobody knows he’s a fraggle they just thinks he’s weird looking)
- Walter is good friends with the kids (Robin, tug, Molly, and boo) and hangs out/babysits them often
- Scooter is really close with the band, they kinda mentor him. Floyd is like a father to him bc he doesn’t have a father of his own
- muppet 2015 is NOT REAL scooter is NOT close with his mother it was all just a dream
- Scooters mom is pretty neglectful and his dad just kinda left awhile ago
- The only people who he is close with in his family is his uncle and twin sister
- Tho his mom was technically still there, the person who really raised him and taught him everything he knew was his uncle
- His uncle is a sour angry hateful man to everyone but his nephew and niece whom he loves dearly
- Gonzo is canonically non binary don’t play with me
- Rizzo is trans (ftm) I mean just look at him come on
- And Pepé is a bisexual icon his gay ass just hasn’t realized yet bless his heart he’ll stop denying it someday (HE LITERALLY SAID IT HIMSELF CMON)
- They are the trio of all time
- Lips often times split with the band to go do all his random ass side quests until deciding to stay with the band permanently
- Uncle deadly is a girl dad (uncle) ok
- Deadly’s known piggy since she was a baby, I imagine he was her babysitter growing up since her mom was too busy working on the farm and just didn’t want to take care of her
- Also her dad was dead so he couldn’t really help
- Everyone loves lips. Literally everyone. Lips does not have a single op in this world. Everyone just thinks he’s a cool guy and also happens to owe him
