How to strike fear into the hearts of a Super Mario Bros fan:
"I’M A CHUCKSTER!“

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How to strike fear into the hearts of a Super Mario Bros fan:
"I’M A CHUCKSTER!“
Just realized that leopard and jeopardy are pronounced AND SPELLED the SAME weird way so now I can remember how to spell one because I already knew how to spell the other and it's blowing my mind a little.
Like, what is this, consistency? In MY English?!
fic: cleanest I’ve been
title: cleanest I’ve been pairing: steve/tony universe: MCU rating: E for sex and violence || TW for MCD, noncon, violence word count: 10k summary: Tony comes back from Titan half dead and bondsick. Steve is the last person he wants to see and the only one who has a chance of repairing it. The Endgame Omega Tony A/B/O break-it you didn’t know you needed.
Tony wonders who will be the first to give up. He wonders if they are the last, if the team is dead somewhere, if they're going to do this forever, just the two of them, until Steve goes insane or Tony withers and dies.
Steve puts his hands everywhere, gentle until he forgets to be gentle. He folds Tony like a pretzel like he does when he's in rut. He hikes Tony's gown up, pulls his ankles apart, dives in like Tony's body still belongs to him.
Tony tries to scent him, more out of muscle memory than need, but Steve's face lights up like he has been living for a breakthrough like this. He traces the line of Steve's collarbone, his strong neck, his chin glistening with Tony's own slick. He presses his face in, and Steve quivers like Tony has single-handedly injected him with enough hope to see him through whatever he sees this as.
Anything? Steve asks, carefully neutral.
When Tony inhales, he smells the desert. He smells the dank of the cave, and the precise reek of the way he puked in his suit when he went through the wormhole and he tastes the dust on Titan when Thanos put Tony's own armor through his body.
No, Tony says. Knot me.
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McDonaldization is a McWord
So i heard from somewhere that demons aren’t supposed to be able to cross over salt circles or lines, and now i’m wondering if that applies to AoEx demons? Like imagine Rin is cooking and he accidentally knocks over the salt shaker and it breaks and sends salt everywhere and suddenly he just. can’t move??? for some reason??? so he just sits there for 3 hours until Yukio can come home and help him.
I am still waiting on my pizza deliver
Have a secret handshake with your doctor. That way, you'll know if someone is impersonating your doctor.