#nihonfuku

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Nihongou: Did it hurt?

Fuku: Yes.

Nihongou: You didn't even let me get to the 'When you fell from heaven' part.

Fuku, already crying: Everything hurts.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

*Nihongou sees Fukushima sitting in his homemade flower garden*

Nihongou: Fukushima, what are you doing here?

Fukushima: I come here whenever I feel down. Seems like I've been here a lot lately.

Nihongou: Then these are lucky roses.

Fukushima: What do you mean?

Nihongou: Uh... 'Cause you visit them.

Fukushima: Actually Gou chan, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants. They can't tell when someone visits them.

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Jikkyuu: If Fukushima and Nihongou got married, then us and Nihongou will be related.

Mitsutada: No! I don't want to be related to a drunkard!

[handicappedwriter]

Fuku: Call me old fashioned but I was born to serve Gou chan. cook for him, wash his clothes, clean the house. I only live to cater to his needs. I am his property and his needs come before mine. if he cheats on me it’s MY fault because I wasn't enough!!!

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Fuku: Why couldn't I be your wife?

Nihongou: My dick's the size of your thigh.