Idk if you're looking for MORE awful Christmas music, but the store I work at keeps playing simply having a wonderful christmas time by paul mccartney and I'm dying.
Always. >:3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kd5f5NGbY
Some music begins terrible and some music reveals itself to be terrible after it repeats itself for the millionth time. (This one reminds me of the salt & pepper diner bit.)
Now *my* personal most hated Christmas song of all time, which they play in stores constantly, is that one kind of recent droning song that goes:
Laaaaast Christmas, I gave you my heart/But the very next day, you gave it away/Thiiiis year, to save me from tears/I gave it to someone ~special~
Like. It is just so weirdly passive aggressive? And also irritating. And climbs into my head and never leaves and oh god I’m going to be singing it all day now; what have I done–










