#nl luhan

[nl-confessions]

I don't know why I feel like you hate me

- Luhan

[juxhong]

nl-luhan said: Am I ALLOWED TO TOUCH HWAEJI’S BUTT AND BOOBS ?!?!?!?!??!?!

I... I-

MY DAUGHTER IS A PURE AND INNOCENT GIRL, DON'T DARE TO CORRUPT HER *smacks your head*

don't make her pregnant, I'm too young to be grandpa. because you make kids by hugging someone opposite sex, RIGHT RIGHT?

[juxhong]

nl-luhan said: B-but …………. B[

my words are the saint ones, you better keep that in your mind, son B)

[juxhong]

DID I PASS THE TEST ???? CAN I MARRY HWEAJI ??"??"?"? WHERE IS MY STAR ?????

YOU WON'T GET ANY SINCE I'M STAR COLLECTOR

BUT YOU CAN GET ONE FREE BUTT TOUCH INSTEAD

[juxhong]

You will get the special luTREATMENT for the rest of your life which means ME ANNOYING AND BOTHERING YOU FOREVER and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever -says the last words dramatically-

*poses dramatically* I'm sure I'm ready for that, but you won't be able to handle me ANNOYING AND CLINGING TO YOU FOREVER AND EVEN 69ever ever 

ever

ever

ever

ever

[juxhong]

Welcome to luHell

I bet you are best friends with Steve Jobs.

iThings, luThings

you better be friends with him, because his lawyers are ready to get some money

[juxhong]

Call me luMAN

no, you look less manly than me

I'll call you luHAM instead because woah so original I bet no one has called you like that before

[aiyums]

@Nl-luhan; I am a ghost. Shhhh.