#no braincells present

[polotucne-mleko]

Já: tyvole jak se tomu nadává, takový to malý kulatý s vocáskem jak z toho vyroste žába

brácha (chvíli přemýšlí): no spermie to není...

[cocogum]

Aurora is the type to say shit like: "just because I took everything from you, doesn't mean you get to hurt me!" and still wonder why she got hurt.

[adarkermiserablecrow]

Buck telling Maddie, 100% straight-faced, 'if we turn the couch then the pizza will slide off' kills me every time