#no but same

[bernard-the-rabbit]

you know when your breakup hurts you so much that u enter a self destructive manic suicidal phase and you bring everyone down with you? yea same

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Was out on a date and all I could think about was macklins pussy omg I’m whipped just like will

The power of will smith hockey compels you!

[milksockets]

[ofmonstersandlovers]

You know what I think would be cute? A werewolf bf being all dramatic about how hard it is being a werewolf in a human society while his human bf is there trying to be supportive and understanding while in his head thinking “bite me bite me bite me” just absolutely dying to be a werewolf with him.

*hits the table*

Y'KNOW WHAT--

Dramatic Werewolf Boyfriend:

The huffs and puffs your boyfriend makes when he oh so easily break the leg of the chair trying to move it

"Awe, man! This super strength is so annoying!"

Meanwhile, you can't open a jar of jelly without having to pray to the old gods and new.

The whines your boyfriend makes when he didn't mean to intimidate the cashier by flashing his little wolf eyes

Then there's you, hoping, wishing a motherfucker tries you when you have abilities like this!

Of course, you're a good partner - supportive your boyfriend's problems.

Allowing your boyfriend to curl up on your lap and lament about being judged.

And you understood completely!

But oh, the little chants in your head when you see your boyfriend lift his car to grab his dropped keys.

"Bite me, bite me, bite me, c'mon--."

You just want to be furry just like your boyfriend!

A werewolf power couple!

You understand the consequences of being something different in human society.

But come on now!

Fangs? Glowy eyes?

You can open a jar now without fighting for your life?

Until you have that talk with your dramatic boyfriend about turning you, you'll be there to listen to all his little whines!

[wolfchans]

Local man gets reminded of the passage of time thanks to some 9 years olds

[apocalypticsword]

And here we see two cats that have just spotted each other, staring at the other from really far away without moving for three hours

[sarahthebanished]