#no johnny

[midnightsks]

He got put on prison island for being disruptive

[4amdiego]

dieeeegggoooooo

[brattycobra]

Daniel: Hey Johnny , do you have any hobbies?

Johnny : Swimming..

Daniel: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Johnny : In a pool of self hatred and past trauma.

[refinedstorage]

you have anon turned off but i’m a particular fan of Desmond and his backstory- i would love to know more ab his experiences w Jackie and what kinda brought him towards the main mission that set off the game (aside from what the game actually shows you)

I'm sort of trying to pry Des back loose from CP77's storyline, but him teaming up with Jackie is one of the parts that really work I think! It somehow feels like when they work off each other they manage to keep each other's recklessness in check?

Also, it's a given that the Konpeki story wraps up way differently and that's for sure where Des' (and Jackie's!) story diverges from the canon one :D

[brattycobra]

Johnny: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Daniel: Mind your language!

Johnny: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Daniel:

Johnny: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

[verysharpteeth]

“WE HEEL TURNIN’ EVERY ONE OF YOUR FAVS UP IN THIS BITCH!”

- WWE, probably

[smokeythebearhatesme-archiv-blog]

Johnny feels the tug on his blankets, which causes him to jolt and latch on to them. "Kids, Uncle Johnny has his partner over. You know the rules." The patter of feet tells Johnny his niece and nephew are out of his room. He rolls over to his partner's back and cuddles closer. "Wanna feel like a parent? You can take them to the park for their field trip."