#no purple

[trainwreckweather]

I should NOT impulsively dye my hair purple right now

[the-patron-saint-of-heelys]

Made shortbread for my colleagues the other day and one of my bosses who I’ve beefed with in the past but I Think we’re at a good point now was VERY complimentary of it. Was a bit of a relief since I hadn’t made a shortbread in so long and I was glad somebody was enjoying it until she said “of course- anything with lavender in it, I love!”

Folks there was zero lavender in that shortbread.

[guitarnoises]

i paint nails today

[autobotmedic]

"Ok, so. Full body paint jobs! Red and green or purple and yellow?"

This or That?

"..." He is perfectly content as he is. Why would you do this?

"Red and green would be. Relevant. To the time of year on Earth."

[iridescentspirited]

no no nope bye none of that

[angletic]

rat

[personalized-plates]

NO PRPL