#no ron

[frogshunnedshadows]

Terry, lemme smash...

[harmonyandco]

Fred and George were sufficiently terrible babies to convince the Weasleys to stop at 5 kids. With no one to bully her into the bathroom, Harry doesn't have to rescue her and they don't become friends that year. Next year, when the whole school believes Harry to be the heir of Slytherin, Hermione takes it on herself to investigate him by brewing Polyjuice potion and interrogating Harry as his good buddy Neville. She finds out he's exactly the sort of person she'd like to be a friend.

anonymous

[incorrectheartbreakers]

Tom: Hey Ron you want some? [Hands him his drink]

Ron: This bitch empty. [Throws it into a crowd ahead of them] YEET!

[proteinmurders]

OH GOD RON

[namelessspacehybrid]

Damn Becky close ya fuckin legs

[onaie]

Ben is a hoe. 🐦

[sorrowful--owl]

Michael, lemme smash?