#no tact

[gifti3]

[slasherboyos]

Michael is so dumb I love him.

During the first interaction he has with a girl he fancies, he thought it was a good idea to make fun of her name. Like, my duDE—

[abyssalcaptain]

‘Captain Jones! Warn everybody to be ready to retreat. At once, please. Give me that burning fuse, Black.’

‘Let me do that, sir.’

‘Shut your mouth.’ Hornblower took the smouldering slow match and blew on it to quicken its life.

"I'll help" "Fuck you"

Behind Hornblower’s back, turned as it was to the enemy, they heard a sharp sudden noise, like the impact of a carpenter’s axe against wood. Hornblower swung round again. Côtard was staggering, his sword and the books and papers he had carried all this time fallen to the ground at his feet. Then Hornblower noticed his left arm, which was swaying in the air as if hanging by a thread. Then came the blood. A musket bullet had crashed into Côtard’s upper armbone, shattering it. One of the axemen who had not yet left caught him as he was about to fall.

‘Ah – ah – ah!’ gasped Côtard, with the jarring of his shattered arm. He stared at Hornblower with bewildered eyes.

‘Sorry you’ve been hit,’ said Hornblower, and to the axeman, ‘Get him down to the boat.’

Horatio your social skills are non existent

[cad-faoi-maeglin]

This week I watched The Hobbit for the first time since getting into The Silmarillion. I know watching Galadriel banish Sauron is meant to be such a BAMF moment for her, but I couldn’t help thinking “Wow, mentioning the Void to Mairon is in such bad taste Lady!  No wonder he ran away. You didn’t force him out, he’s gone away to have a good cry for himself.”

[contractaes]

@katsukiced liked this for a starter from yuri !! 

“ all of you worry too much, ‘s ridiculous. ”  and okay, maybe yuri’s on a particularly self-destructive warpath of overtraining, undersleeping, and fighting for a program that would be, well, suicide for even the most seasoned skater. but in his defense, he hardly sees the issue with that, and has decided everyone around him is overreacting about. . .  everything.  “ like, don’t you have a dick appointment with vitya? shouldn’t you be out dealing with that, right now, instead of bugging me? ”

[crinklybrownleaves]

I've just been facetiming Mr CBL who, as of this week is working away all week every week :( Our heating is broken and the house is freezing, and I may have been moaning about that a tiny bit. Meanwhile, he's sitting in a hotel, next to a rather lovely coal fire, toasty warm. And then he got up, put some more coal on the fire, and assured me I'd soon feel much warmer! Yeah right. From 120 miles away. That man!

[anon-ee-mouse]

How i feel after asking a tactless question. Hopefully if it's answered it will be done privately. I am deeply ashamed. Damn this curious kitten nature of mine. I AM SO SORRY, OH MIGHTY ONE. I AM NOTHING BUT A WORTHLESS WORM.

[amaralesbian]

dean and sam go to the funeral of some wrestler they didn't personally know and then go flirt with their childhood crushes at said funeral.