#obey asmodeus

[sorcerersheep]

I need more piercings edits of these boys 😩 immediately charmed

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#801 The Babysitter

Mc In Nightbringer is like 'If I can get them to stop being stupid...i t make my job easier in the future...attack from the root!"

Mc: My lovely Lucifer, we do not respond to insults

Luci*sighs*

Luci: Okay just look for any destruction and follow it to my brothers

Luci: Sweethearts

Six Brothers*being smug* Got it, Honey~

[crazyyanderefangirlfan]

*MC, Lilith and the demon brothers eating dinner*

Lilith: MC, I have a rhetorical question.

MC: Yes?

Lilith: If all my brothers cheated on you, what would you do?

The demons bros, choking.

MC: I would have them massacre each other.

Demon bros: !?!?

Lilith: Good choice

Demon bros: LILITH!

A/N: Of course the boys would never think of doing that. They would all rather cut of a limb and eat Solomon’s cooking that do that.

Tagging: @sparkbeast20 , @satans-l0ver, @the-ghost-of-panda, @mcx7demonbros

[gifti3]

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

Could I request a HC of how each of the brothers would confess their love to MC? Thank you!!

H e l l y e s

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How The Brothers Would Confess Their Love

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Lucifer

This man would either make it a big deal or make it as simple and casual as you can, there would be no in between.

There is a good chance that if his elegant date confession goes wrong, he may get desperate enough to just blurt it out out of nowhere most likely in the last place and time he would be expecting himself to do so.

I'm talking about a whole night of romantic tension as you guys play a flirtatious tango, neither actually fully taking the first step, and then, probably while you guys are having a stroll outside, something silly happens like Lucifer gets startled by an insect and suddenly all he can do is stare and mutter out a clear "I love you" as you laugh at him.

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Mammon

Mammon doesn't even have a chance to get an in between, to him, the only way he could even think of confessing is by planning a full extravagant date on your favorite places.

He would be both too nervous and too excited to even fuction enough to flirt, much less sit still.

He would blurt it out out of nowhere just like his brother. Most likely also the result of either you laughing at his antics as he fails to remember how to use a knife or just giving your usual smile as you tell him how much he is actually appreciated.

He is weak and in love.

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Leviathan

Ahahahahaha! confess??? What is that?????

He basically tries several indirect ways of telling you that he is interested but he is too scared of rejection to make them clear enough for you to actually fully get it.

With this man there is no other way around it other than you confessing first or pushing him to speak his thoughts loud and clear.

It will be awkward, and specially not how Levi would ever want it to go. But in the end, he can't hold back the tears as so much relief fills him as you grab his face, look into his eyes and give him an answer of your own.

"I love you too".

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Satan

This cheesy romance addict will not have anything less than a special date as a way for him to confess.

Differently from Lucifer and Mammon, he doesn't go for extravagant things, but rather he would most likely take you on an adventure of sorts.

A new place with all sort of things to look at and search for, mysteries that you can't help but be curious about, causing mischief and holding in your laughs as you get away with it. All the moving around ends with a well deserved meal and somewhere to sit down where he will give out some of the most cheesy lines you could ever imagine before confessing with a slightly blushy face as he tries to not show how nervous he actualy is.

He is too cute for his own good.

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Asmodeus

He is this close 👌 from snapping and killing someone.

All he wants is some privacy to smoothly lay his heart out for you but for all the hells he cannot have a single moment alone with you without being interrupted.

From the moment he decides to confess until the moment he actually manages to confess he is so stressed it's actually quite worrying-

At some point Mammon barged in as he was running from Levi while you two were outside and you swear you almost saw 7 brothers turn into 6.

At some point he just decides to straight up abduct you just to confess his feelings. So in the end he was successfull lol.

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Beelzebub

He woul tell you right away the moment he realizes he is in love with you.

You guys can be doing anything, cooking together, working out, sharing food, studying, it doesn't matter.

The moment it clicks he will simply say "I think I'm in love with you."

And then he will proceed to correct himself with a "no, I don't think, I love you" with the most earnest smile you could ever imagine.

Sure he is nervous about you rejecting him, but he is just happy to love you and be allowed to love you.

All his brothers should cower in fear at how powerful this man is when related to romance, and he doesn't even try.

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Belphegor

This man is somewhat umpredictable.

He would either boldly confess or shyly confess, the requirements to reach each of those confessions is universally unknown.

If he goes for being bold, he will simply take the opportunity at any time you guys are alone to just casually comfess to you, don't be fooled by the casualness though, he means it.

If he goes for being shy though, he will take a somewhat more indirect approach, like saying just like the stars of the devildom, the constelation that is his life would be inconplete without you.

Even god should cower in fear at how powerfull the twins actually are.

[hobin-gnoblin]

Obey me angst 😔 🤧 😪

Henry's demise

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Mammon is a silly doofus. Everyone knows that. But what happens when our favorite doofus is about to uncover one of the darkest secrets kept within the House of Lamentation?

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"Listen here you son'ov'a'bitch!" Mammon harshly whispered while tapping on the aquarium glass. Henry swam over to Mammons face as bubbles blew out of his fishy face. "I've been watching buzzfeed unsolved and I know your the culprit." Mammon glared intensely while straightening his jacket. "You're the Zodiac Killer." Mammons face pressed against the glass. His breath creating a fog that covered the goldfish's face.

"Mammon what the fuck are you doing to Henry?" Levi said as he turned his head away from his computer. Mammon moved his head abruptly. "You dickwaffle, you knew this entire time that your little buddy here committed over 37 counts of murder and didn't do jack shit about it!" Mammon yelled. "LOL ok." Levi responded sarcastically. Mammon walked over to Levi's computer and pulled the plug. "NOOOO! I WAS WATCHING RURI-CHAN YOU SUSSY BAKA!" Levi screamed at Mammon, getting up from his seat and shoving him out of his room. Levi slammed the door on Mammons face before he could even retaliate.

"Whatever Nerd." Mammon scoffed and made his way towards the common room. Mammon then paused,, and smirked. He had a plan that would save him and his brothers from the notorious killer. He entered the common room , making his way towards the couch, he saw Satan and Asmo conversing nearby the coffee table. "Bitch please, I'm so done painting peoples toes! Levis toes look like hobbit feet and its absolutely repulsive." Asmo shuddered in disgust as Satan took a sip from his expresso. "Damn, that sounds like a you problem." Satan replied monotonous. Mammon slid his fine ass over to the duo and said, "Hey guys, your big bro has a big favor to ask of ya's." Mammon said. There was a pause. "Um, go on?" Asmo retorted whist filing his perfect nails. Mammom crept closer to them, placing his arms around the two of them bringing them closer. "Mammon your breath stinks." Satan said. "No it doesn't shut the fuck up and here what I gotta say!" Mammon retorted. "Who wants to go night fishing with your big bro?" Mammon smirked. "Fishing for hoes or fishing for compliments because bitch you get neither." Asmo snorted and rose his head in the air like a arrogant poodle and snickered. Mammon glared at the two of them and stood up. "You guys suck!" He left and exited the common room. "And you swallow!" Satan's voice echoed from the room.

Mammon made his way toward the kitchen. There he saw Beel eating a can of baked beans. "Beel, you wanna go fishing?" Beel rose his head looking dead straight into Mammons eyes. "Can I eat what we catch? He asked, his baby Beel eyes sparkling with hope. "Of course you can ya little baby man." Mammon said as he gave Beel a big smack on the back.

"Okay buddy, here's the plan." Mammon said as Beel listened intuitively.

*10 minutes later.*

Beel and Mammon stood in front of Levi's door. Mammon took a deep breath. "Okay buddy, you know what to do?" Mammon said. Beel gave him a nod. "Okay, on the count to three, one, two-"

Before Mammon could finish counting Beel crashed into the door like a quarter back and charged straight on to Levi's aquarium. "BEEL WHAT THE FUCK!" Levi screamed as Mammon tackled Levi preventing him from moving. Glass broke as Beel obliterated the aquarium, water pooling out of the tank. Beel went on a total rampage and started eating any fish he could find in the aquarium. Beel found Henry flopping on the ground. Levi saw Beels hand reach for Henry. "BEEL NO!" Levi screamed as Beel slurped Henry into his mouth like a mouthful of ramen. Levi pushed Mammon off of him and started crying. "Mammon! Why would you do this?!" Levi screamed. "Henry fought the law. And the law won." Mammon said as he whistled Beel over to his side and left Levi's room.

[kenmaiii]

obsessed with this tag someone left about Asmo

[densetu-wolfenius]

Mc: Oy, Asmo? Am I hideous?

Asmo: Oh honey, You're horrifying! The ugliest human i have seen in my entire life.

Mc: . . . Oh.

Asmo: But that's good sweetheart. When you're ugly and someone loves you,you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people, like me, never know who to trust .

Mc: Well, then I am certainly grateful to be ugly.Thanks Asmo.

Asmo: You're welcome darling, love ya.