#no thirst

[sylverstorms]

Night shift anon here. Definitely enjoy reading your thirsty responses. Keeps me entertained

There is no thirst here whatsoever idk what you mean, anon. Like is it thirsting if I respectfully want Cassandra to rail me and call her sisters for backup haha no it's not?

[toughpaperround]

A ficlet - where I wanted to read smut about Buck getting all wet at the LAFD, and instead I imagined Buddie meeting in an AU where they both work in Manchester in the UK).

Where it rains quite a lot. 🌈

They meet up at the Bus-Stop, outside M&S

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rated Teen, 1.5k words

[theelliottsmiths]

Are there any Rammstein related moments that take your breath away?

This live version of Spiel Mit Mir, specifically the Kind bit in the middle with the doll.

Mutter. Literally just the entirety of Mutter. It feels like... Have you ever waded into a pond full of algae and weeds? And it's kind of slippery on the skin? It reminds me of the smell of abandoned ponds also.

There's this drum video of Schneider playing Bückstabü (they had to mess with the audio for Reasons but there's also a multicam video with it in its original state) and something about it just is like standing in strong wind that your parents say don't try to breathe into because it'll steal the air from your lungs. Even though he does a weird arm thing (I'm assuming for keeping the beats and being more dynamic). I don't know what it is about it, I don't know if it'll affect you at all.

This performance of the piano version of Mein Herz Brennt.

...the first glimpse of Rosenrot Till. And then just. All the other times you can see him.

The grillroom pyro effect for Sonne. Partly because it looks cool, partly because it makes it so clear how dedicated they are to their art?

If you meant purely visually there's also these (I decided not to include any thirst, just aesthetically awesome things in the traditional sense, you're welcome)

[verdedera]

seeing people ask for a lot of “simon and grace“ and i‘m over here wondering when simon and grace from INFINITY TRAIN became such a popular ship again in the year of 2026 when the whole time it was the CROSSOVER SHIP from PROJECT HAIL MARY and IRON LUNG

[scubeds]

sam i know youre not single. but you deserve a thirst anon too. here you go.

Color me charmed.

What a wonderful thirst ask.

I don’t know if I’m more disappointed that no one wanted to ask, or that there’s no one who wants to thirst over me

[drawncherry]

Felt kinda sad about the quality of my fics but people are still giving me kudos on fics and im just like tyyyy✨✨

[thereisnobearonthisisland-arc]

dan is,,,,,,,,, pretty