Tough Paper Round

"Enthusiasm is the Blight of Mankind" 18 plus. (me and the content warnings just sometimes) British: Welsh and a Northerner too Dwi'n hoffi Shadowhunters... I am also @GaribaldiFigRoll for Hockey nonsense ..... I like to beta read, and to podfic: check out my Masterlists for Shadowhunters and for 9-1-1 .... Header image is Eddie Diaz from this 911 gifset https://stevenrogered.tumblr.com/post/189301230432/you-cant-save-someone-from-themselves-not-if

[toughpaperround]

Masterlist of my 9-1-1 works

'Buck, please!' - a crack!fic set on the set of the TV show... kind of? AO3 / reblog

'Afternoon Delight' - smutty Buddie, featuring songs (M, 1k) AO3 / reblog

Storytime series - Buck gradually melts Eddie by making up bedtime tales for his son (mainly T, *WIP*) AO3 / reblog

'Left foot: Blue' - Buddie play Twister (M, 1.5k) AO3 / reblog

'Are you tempted, babe?' - Buddie react, together (M, 2k) AO3 / reblog

'At the Bus-Stop Outside M&S' - a Manchester AU in which Buck gets wet (T, 1.5k) AO3 / reblog

'Blaze has an Account. Buck doesn't' in which Buck has an insta account for his cat. (T, 1k) AO3 / reblog

'Yoga!Eddie 100' a drabble for a challenge (T, 100 words) A03/ Tumblr.

'Coming on Strong' an AU in which Eddie checks out Tinder (M, 3k) AO3 / reblog.

'Dear Abby,' in which we get to read Buck's break-up letter to Abby (T, 266 words) AO3 / reblog

'Daydream Believer' - a set of daydreams for Buck, written for First Kiss Week '20. (T, 4k) AO3 / reblog

'Fan-made Blooper Reel' - collated reel of 911 crack (T, 1k, season 1 & 2a only, so far) AO3 / also singly on Tumblr

'Two Whole Weeks?' - in which Buddie keep busy and productive while Chris is at camp. (T, 28k) AO3 / reblog

'My face is doing normal things' - a schmoopy fluff (T, 600 words) AO3 / reblog

'Eddie, don't lose that number' - Buck is handy and Eddie is smitten (T, 3.5k) AO3 / reblog

'Twilight Bark' - in which the Firehouse Mascot, Prince, has opinions about the Firefam and many other topics. (T, 1k) AO3 / reblog

'What year is it?' - in which the 118 assesses a patient for head trauma. (G, 300 words) AO3 / reblog

'Los Angeles Hug Department' - AU in which the firefam are supporting LA in a different way (M, 1k) AO3 / reblog

'Safer' - a dramatic coda to 4x13 (M, 1k) AO3 / reblog

PODFICS:

'you're here where you should be' - by homewrecker, a Christmas Buddie story (no rating, 20mins) podfic on AO3 / reblog

'Hotel Complaints and Grievances Raised' - by asexual-fandom-queen, a steamy 'oops we slept together, what now?' fic for Buddie (M, 18 mins) - AO3 / reblog

'Medicine Man' - by LovelyLittleGrim, a sweet getting together fic from Buck's POV (G, 28 mins) - AO3 / reblog

'Even the Bartender Knows' - by StaceyBlake, a get together fic involving an outside view (T, 21 mins) - AO3 /reblog

'Feet on Solid Ground' - by Lobotomite, Buck has to deal with some difficult behaviour with Chris. Eddie restrains himself (G, 18 mins) AO3 / reblog

'Accidentally in Love' - by tabbytabbytabby in which Eddie sets up Buck on a blind date (T, 18mins) AO3 / reblog

'Fix Me' - by Cargo in which Eddie's painkillers wear off and Buck just wants to make it all better (T, 21 mins) AO3 / reblog

'Tongue Tied' by nilshki, in which Buck accidentally sends his nudes to Eddie without noticing (M, 11 mins) AO3 / reblog

'what a man gotta do? (to be your last good night and your first good day)' by diaz-evan in which Buck decides he is totally boyfriend material. (T, 13mins) AO3 / reblog

'might have to take a loss' by waferkya, in which Eddie is confused (T, 65 mins) AO3 / reblog

'You ain't never had a friend like me' by Mansikka, in which Eddie has a Hildy that is occupied by a genie (M, 28k, 225 mins) AO3 / reblog 🎧🎧💕 Podfic Fest 22 entry

'Leaf Day' by rowan_wood, a municipal event meet-cute. (T, 6k, 45 mins) AO3 / reblog

'Los Angeles Hug Department' (podfic read by the author) in which the 118 provide official emergency hugs (M, 6 mins) AO3 / reblog

'buried my hands in saffron' by lamardeuse, in which Eddie should be ecstatic (E, 5k, 35 mins) AO3 / reblog

'Say Cheese' by S. lycopersicum, in which buddie are in the cheese aisle (T, 5k, 40 mins) AO3 / reblog

... ideas welcome

And see also my fics/podfics about Shadowhunters, BBC Ghosts, and 'Check, please!' the webcomic 💕

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[wingsseni]

irina and ilyusha 🤍

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[keasusreevsus]

Do you think they have a situationship? (x) (x)

[broccoliseason-deactivated20210]

A close up of the Blanket Octopus during a blackwater dive with The Three P diving club , Romblon Island, Philippines. Credit: Joseph Elayani

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[midnightstillness]

Waking up feeling like shit and giving myself grace like

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[disc80s]

pasta art

[mikkeneko]

That is. Not the caption I was expecting

[lasernahrwal]

PSA

This is not fabric

This is pasta

[victusinveritas]

RIP Anthony Head (20 February, 1954 – June, 2026)

British actor Anthony Head, best known for his roles in TV shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso, Merlin and Little Britain, has died at the age of 72.

[ppitte]

Can’t trust a damn thing these days.

[vaspider]

In case you missed this.

[stevishabitat]

[vaspider]

She knows what the fuck she's about and she has always been a real one.

Cyndi is 72 years old. She's been a very loud ally since the 80s; her sister Ellen is a lesbian. True Colors United, the organization she founded in 2008 to fight queer homelessness, runs a 30-bed shelter in NYC which also offers job placement assistance. She wrote the music and lyrics for Kinky Boots, collaborating with Harvey Fierstein, who wrote the book.

She does not give a fuck what this administration or anybody else might say about her. She knows who she is and what she stands for.

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy and pride detected!

[lucylehane]

"The sex tells the story, so it never felt gratuitous to me. The sex is character development. The sex is what is moving this relationship forward, and watching it change over time."

Jacob Tierney on It's Open With Ilana Glazer